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Beerguyrob - June 11, 2019June 11, 2019
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NFL News: Well, they found a way: Kyle Rudolph's staying in Minnesota. A four-year, $36 million extension, which somehow raises the Vikings' cap space from $1 million to $4 million. He takes less salary but gets more guaranteed money. Profit? Only $16 million is guaranteed, including injuries, so they do

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blaxabbath - December 9, 2015December 9, 2015
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The drive from Phoenix to Las Vegas isn't too bad until you approach the state border (Home of the Pat Tillman Shot Dead By Your Own Country And Poorly Covered Up In An Attempt To Spin Your Fratricide Story Into A Recruiting Campaign Better Than Army Strong Bridge) and then you're

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