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Your “The Wheels On The Bus Go ‘Round and ‘Round” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 3, 2018January 3, 2018
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NFL News: No new coaching decisions today. Alonzo Highsmith has left the Packers front office to become the Browns' VP of football operations. A former running back who spent 8 seasons in the NFL, he goes to Cleveland to work alongside new Browns GM John Dorsey, who was the Packers

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Beerguyrob - December 21, 2017December 21, 2017
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Gosh darn it, Scoob. NFL News: The NFL's taking people's money: The Seahawks have been fined $100,000 for not properly observing the concussion protocol in Week-10 when Russell got popped in Arizona. coaching & medical staff will have to undergo "remedial training" on the procedures. Marshawn Lynch has been fined $24,309

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Beerguyrob - November 7, 2017November 7, 2017
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NFL News: It's all about fragile QBs today Mike McCarthy is right: "Brett Hundley is not our issue right now". The offensive line, which is supposed to protect him, is. Bryan Bulaga tore an ACL last night and is done for the season. Paxton Lynch - still injured. He got

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