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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Meanwhile, at the Luxor
INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL – MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…
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A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview
(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit…
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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…
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The Masque Of The Yellow Lightning Bolt
I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the…
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Coping With Loss in La Jolla
(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia) Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today. Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note–literally spelled that…
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Meanwhile, in the San Diego Locker Room…
Brandon Flowers: Damn, it’s been almost a week and I’m still bummed out from losing so badly to the Vikings. Malcolm Floyd: Tell me…
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All roads lead to L.A.
I was too young to appreciate the Air Coryell days with Fouts, Alworth, Winslow, Joiner and Jefferson. I did however get to watch Stan…