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Your “Who Even Are These Guys?” Monday Evening Home Run Derby Thread

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Senor Weaselo - July 16, 2018July 16, 2018
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Well, the World Cup of Lesser Footy's over. Only four years and four months until Qatar 2022, or for our purposes two years give or take until Euro 2020, taking place in scenic *googles Euro 2020* all over Europe? Seriously? You have to make an entire Eurotrip to go to

“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread

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Senor Weaselo - July 10, 2017July 10, 2017
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(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it's the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football! That counts in the standings! 24 days until I Can't Believe It's Football, the Hall of Fame Game! And 12 days until the first team's first practice! (That would

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