“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.)

And now, I think it’s the news!

NFL News
Only 59 days until football! Real football! That counts in the standings! 24 days until I Can’t Believe It’s Football, the Hall of Fame Game! And 12 days until the first team’s first practice! (That would be the Cardinals.) And only 7 until the first rookies report! (That would be the Cowboys.) That’s a week away! Tomorrow you can say “this coming Monday!”

Colts waive WR Trey Griffey from the injured reserve list.

Seahawks DE Cliff Avril calls the ESPN story about locker room friction “fake news.”

Former Bears lineman Dan Hampton thinks the ’80s Bears “would have won four Super Bowls” if Jay Cutler was their quarterback.
• Bears fans would have probably still hated his guts. And he still wouldn’t care.

Twitter beef! Jets DE Muhammad Wilkerson is putting the “red dot” on Giants OG Justin Pugh after the latter tweeted that they were out of Giants hats at an airport but the Jets hats were untouched.
• So be sure to watch the Snoopy Bowl… yeah.

Move over Marquette King, Giants punter Brad Wing now has the most street cred in terms of punters, apparently getting a shout-out on a Nicki Minaj track.
• I smell a punter fight! Anyone? Anyone? Nope, just me.


In other sports news, it’s the MLB All-Star Break, so let’s make fun of some moron’s predictions, shall we?

AL East (original prediction: BOS, TOR, NYY, BAL, TB; currently BOS, NYY, TB, BAL, TOR)
So the GritSawx have control of the East since the Yankees bullpen forgot it was supposed to be one of the best in baseball thanks to Dellin Betances and Tyler Clippard either walking or getting shelled by the ballpark. But Boston being good isn’t a story. Sure, Chris Sale striking everyone out has been, David Price being meh and Rick Porcello leading the league in losses sorta has been, but Boston being good was expected. The divisional story’s been the not-demise of the Yankees and really really big man Aaron Judge putting it all together en route to probably winning ROY. And maybe MVP. And even possibly the Triple Crown. More on him later. The Jays sucking thank that story for sweeping them under the rug, and now that the Leafs are at least okay again, nobody will give a shit for another 10 years. Oh yeah, and the Rays have enough hitting to be decent. But it’s the Rays, so nobody cares.
Revised prediction: BOS, NYY, TB, BAL, TOR

AL Central (original prediction: CLE, DET, KC, MIN, CWS; currently CLE, MIN, KC, DET, CWS)
Nice of the Baseball Redacteds to show up, it took them awhile. I think they’ll take off because they still have the best pitching in the division. Miguel Sano has turned into a studly hitter but I don’t think they have enough to hold for the year. This is KC’s last stand because they’ll have some decisions next year (Moustakas and Hosmer are free agents), but right now they’d be buyers. The Tigers can finally start to actually rebuild and I imagine will trade… someone. Not sure who. Out of the stars, Victor Martinez has the contract that ends soonest (signed through 2018). Maybe Verlander?
Revised prediction: CLE, KC, MIN, CWS, DET

AL West (original prediction: HOU, TEX, SEA, LAA, OAK; currently HOU, LAA, TEX, SEA, OAK)
Good of me to pick the Astros on the coin-flip, eh? They only have a 15 1/2-game lead in the division, an 8-game lead over Boston for best in the AL, and a 1 1/2-game lead over the Dodgers for best record in baseball (which actually means something due to the new World Series format, more on that tomorrow, oh yeah, I’m doing the open thread tomorrow too). Good on the LAAoAoCAoUSA… etc. to keep themselves afloat in the absence of Mike Trout but it doesn’t really matter because they’re not getting a wild card. Felix Hernandez has been hurt and as a result the Mariners still are in holding. The Rangers bullpen has been an unmitigated shitshow (17 blown saves, tied for tops in the Majors… with the Yankees, dammit), so, uh, oops. Maybe they can get semi-hot?
Revised prediction: HOU, TEX, LAA, SEA, OAK

NL East (original prediction: WAS, NYM, ATL, MIA, PHI; currently WAS, ATL, MIA, NYM, PHI)
Remember when Mets fans say they ran this town now? That was amusing. The pitching staff injuries became the pitching staff and lineup injuries. Senor’s response remains:

Revised prediction: Same as at the beginning of the year, WAS, NYM, ATL, MIA, PHI

NL Central (original prediction: CHC, STL, PIT, MIL, CIN; currently MIL, CHC, STL, PIT, CIN)
Who saw the Brewers being good? Okay, sit down, liars. Who saw the Small Bears being under .500? Okay, sit down, also liars. Lost in the kerfuffle is hey, Joey Votto remembered that he can hit homers! FWIW, I see the Cubbies remembering they were supposed to run away with the division at least enough to win it.
Revised prediction: CHC, MIL, STL, PIT, CIN

NL West (original prediction: LAD, SF, ARI, COL, SD; currently LAD, ARI, COL, SD, SF)
I didn’t have “Madison Bumgarner dirtbike injury” in my predictions, but the Giants were shitty before that happened, and they remained shitty afterwards. So I don’t get to use it as a crutch. And apparently the D-Backs and Rockies decided to learn how to pitch? Even if just a little, in Colorado’s case. Since May the story in the division’s been Cody Bellinger doing his best to try and top the Judge story since Bellinger has 25 dingers since being called up on April 25th, propelling the Dodgers to the best record at the break (61-29) which actually means something now!
Revised prediction: LAD, ARI, COL, SF, SD

Award butchery!

AL ROY: Andrew Benintendi, BOS Aaron Judge, NYY
AL Cy Young: Corey Kluber, CLE Chris Sale, BOS
AL MVP: Mookie Betts, BOS Aaron Judge, NYY

Good try, me. I’m gonna say Judge falls short in the Triple Crown pursuit, either losing the batting title to Jose Altuve or the RBI title to Nelson Cruz. Or both.

Wild Card: (4) TEX over (5) TOR (5) NYY over (4) KC (Who had Severino vs. Vargas?)
ALDS: (1) CLE over (4) TEX, (2) BOS over (3) HOU (1) HOU over (5) NYY, (2) BOS over (3) CLE
ALCS: (1) CLE over (2) BOS (1) HOU over (2) BOS (I hope David Price doesn’t get shit together even though he’s on my fantasy team—the Galactic Federation Gromflomites have the third-fewest points and the fourth-best record in an 8-team lead but we lead our division so fuck yeah!)

NL ROY: Dansby Swanson, ATL Cody Bellinger, LAD
NL Cy Young: Clayton Kershaw, LAD Max Scherzer, WAS
NL MVP:
 Bryce Harper, WAS Paul Goldschmidt, ARI

Come on, you’d expect Kershaw to be easy and he’s only having an average ordinary 14-2, 2.18 ERA year, that should be money in the—(googles Scherzer’s numbers) ah, yeah, that’ll do it. Because with the exception of the record, Mad Max’s numbers are somehow better than that. Scherzer also has the highest WAR (wins above replacement) in the league but they don’t like giving the MVP award to pitchers and Washington’s pretty stacked overall.

Wild Card: (5) SF over (4) NYM (4) ARI over (5) COL
NLDS: (1) CHC over (5) SF, (2) WAS over (3) LAD (1) LAD over (4) ARI, (2) WAS over (3) CHC
NLCS: (1) CHC over (2) WAS (2) WAS over (1) LAD

World Series: (1N) Cubs over (1A) CLE (2N) WAS over (1A) HOU

As long as it isn’t Boston I’ll be happy!

/Remembers it’s 2017

Well fuck. All right, let’s handicap the Derby, I guess. Maybe watching baseballs get hit far will divert me from my inevitable descent into alcoholism that will be the Knicks and Jets, and possibly sooner if I have indeed given myself the Kiss of Death.

And not this Home Run Derby. Though it would be really cool to bring it back for charity.


Names and highlights are given in reverse seed order. Yeah, there are seeds!

(8) Gary Sanchez: All the hype Judge has gotten this year was basically Sanchez at the end of last year, as he hit 20 homers in 53 games to try and push a Yankee team that had no right to be near the postseason towards one and nearly stole the AL Rookie of the Year award from Michael Fulmer, who had, you know, been good all year. He hasn’t had the same pace this year thanks to an injury sidelining him for much of April. So this year he’s only hit 13. Which led to Logan Morrison calling MLB out because no one cares about the Rays. Which is true, nobody does. Anyway, here’s the Kraken’s longest of the year, a 450-footer that wasn’t the longest of the game because it was the same one where Judge hit his.

(7) Justin Bour: The “let’s fill this one out” one of the bunch considering Bour isn’t even on the team. But it’s okay because another hometown player! Bour is third on his team in homers with 20. (The soon-to-be-mentioned Giancarlo Stanton leads Miami with 26, and Marcell Ozuna has 23.) He also has the shortest season best with a 437-footer. Although that’s because he hit it too low. Yes, all that is taken into account for projected distance. In case you’re wondering, I love the ability to track balls and how hard they’re hit using Statcast, or how much time there really was to track them down. I’ve always liked numbers and apparently when I was 4 I could give you the entire American League’s batting average because I read box scores in the newspaper religiously. Yes, I am a massive nerd!

(6) Charlie Blackmon: Gotta have someone from the land of pinball baseball (Colorado) in here. Blackmon has 20 home runs, one more than teammate Mark Reynolds. Wait, Mark Reynolds is batting .284 and just got to 100 strikeouts, what the shit? Clearly it’s the end of the world. (He holds the single-season record with 223.) Wait, we were talking about Blackmon. Anyway, Chuck Nazty (really…) hit one 477 yesterday, totally ruining my formatting as I’m on my way to the Interpid.

(5) Miguel Sano: I guess last year’s .236 season was a sophomore slump because Miguel Sano’s become a solid hitter. A .276 average is nothing to scoff at these days. Sano has 21 on the year after his young career’s high of 25 last year, and his longest of the year traveled 461. Uh, shit, I need more to write about the Twins. Not that nobody cares about the Twins, but they kinda fall off the radar sometimes, being in Minnesota and all. Sorry, guys.

(4) Mike Moustakas: In his walk year Moose has had a solid year, and his 25 homers are already a career high (he had 22 in 2015, the year the Royals won the title). His personal best of the season was the 100th of his career, traveling a solid 440. Moose was also one of the last people to be named to the All-Star team as winner of a vote for the 32nd spot on each roster (until people fill in due to injuries and starting pitchers starting on the Sunday before—those pitchers aren’t eligible to pitch in the game).

(3) Cody Bellinger: Bellinger’s got a little bit of the Sanchez/Judge storylines, though maybe a little less publicity due to East Coast Bias™. But he does play for the Dodgers, so out of all the non-East teams they’re probably the most glamorous (cue angry Giants fans). Anyway, called up on April 25th, like I said, came out like a rocket, broke the record for fewest games to 21 homers held just by Wally Berger for all those years until Sanchez joined him last year, and has 25 total. Including this one, which went 438. (It’s the first one.)

(2) Aaron Judge: Judge goes in as one of the favorites, as that he leads the league in homers (30) and does things like this in games. In case you haven’t been clicking the links, that’s the longest homer of the year at 495 feet, beyond the left-center bleachers at the Stadium. He’s also broken a TV, dented a lift gate protector, and hit the hotel in center field at the Rogers Centre. (The TV and hotel were BP, but the liftgate wasn’t, and the point stands because all those things were really far away.)

(1) Giancarlo Stanton: Defending champion after his display in San Diego last year, gold standard for hitting the ball far. 26 on the year, career furthest of 504 (at altitude), but season furthest of “only” 468. Surprisingly he didn’t break one of those windows on that shot, considering that was a laser.

Predictions? Well for the baseballs…

I’ll say Stanton gets the hometown edge over Judge, but fuck it, I want them playing H-O-R-S-E until windows and shit start breaking. (To be more brackety, Stanton over Sanchez, Judge over Bour, Bellinger over Blackmon, Sano over Moustakas; Stanton over Sano, Judge over Bellinger; Stanton over Judge.)


Oh yeah, there’s other stuff on too.

What (else) is on?
American Ninja Warrior, 8E, NBC
I believe this is the Cleveland regional. No word on whether the Cuyahoga will be lit on fire to represent them doing this all over lava. The water over the obstacles is a metaphorical lava of course, because failure is death. Or disqualification. Basically if we’re not watching the Derby I say we watch this. My friend isn’t on this time though. Keep doing your thing, bro. JD Bombers for life.

BIG3 Basketball, 8E, FS1

It’s 3 on 3 basketball. The team names are a lot of three jokes. The unis are pretty dope. There are some former NBA players. Ice Cube’s the commissioner. It sounds interesting enough.

Anyway, GO DO THE THING!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am out of booze, and had like no food again because I am an idiot that doesn’t eat. Back to Angel for the night.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

SANDWICH

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was whining, sorry. I liked the Galaxy Quest gif response so I went with another one.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
Romonobyl

I see your floor pie and raise you one floor burger.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

Another successful launch of a North Korean ballistic missile!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought it was just a DoJu gif.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sorry, one last complaint. My dad keeps installing software I have never even heard of, runs into a problem and screams to me to fix it.

“Can I sit down at your computer and look at it?”

“What the fuck did your education pay for if you can’t fix this?”

laserguru

I just got home from a book reading and signing by our long lost internet baby daddy, Drew.

He’s really fun to have a beer with.

If you have any questions as far as his time at KSK or the Deadspin writings or the GQ or the books or whatever, let me know. I’ve been given an OK for an interview.

Keep it clean though you animals!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Would you rather get fucked by one horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses?

Don T

Between Bud Grant, Jerry Burns, and Mike Tice: who would be the most considerate lover?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

What was the most embarrassing shit you ever took?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

One great idea my dad has is running a server for 100+ million dollar deals on a $500 server from his house with Time Warner Cable internet. I can’t get him to realize how stupid this is in every way. He also just doesn’t care if the data is secure, he just wants secure in the heading so people think it is secure.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking pacific time is the worst when you have morning calls with other time zones

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s great when you’re unemployed tho.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I apparently have a conference call tomorrow with an adjacent company at 2 pm about technical details on my dad’s side of this company. I have yet to get basic answers around the structure of what he wants to this point so I will have no idea what I am talking about. I have met both these people and they are smart and good at their jobs but I am going in unprepared.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I haven’t found a way to not be my abusive dad’s kid, I need to tell him he has no fucking clue what he is doing so listen to me and answer an insanely large series of questions. He has so far talked about whatever he wants and subtly ruined my self esteem to the point I just give up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Right turn, Clyde.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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This is an advertising image, but as an artwork it stands on its own as amazing. I could probably talk for two hours straight about everything that’s going on with this picture.

ballsofsteelandfury

The colors are amazing and the effects awesome. I need to learn how to shoot something 10% as good as that.

SonOfSpam

“I need to learn how to shoot something 10% as good as that.”

– Lee Boyd Malvo

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah, you need to learn how to shoot something 1% as good as that, and then pump it up to approx 50% with photoshop.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This is all-star professional work. Expertly retouched.

In fact, this could have easily had twenty people on set in the studio directly involved in the photography. Six guys just polishing the car. And that doesn’t count preproduction art direction and concept, and post-production processing. This is no simple snapshot.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Come on, DoJu! Take one more swing at the pinata!

Don Jr:
—March: Said he never met w/Russians on campaign issues
—7/8: Was about adoption
—7/9: She said she had damaging Clinton info
—7/10: https://t.co/H42WOubvqr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 11, 2017

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Loving how the NYT is just dripping one a day…article, lie, article disproving lie, another lie, article disproving new lie, ad nauseam.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, James Brown’s corpse is playing.
Check that, sorry. It’s just Ricky Henderson.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bernie Williams hasn’t followed an ass that sweet into home since Paul O’Neill got shitcanned.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

“Well, I think the R stands for ‘rectum'”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

RECTUM HELL! DAMN NEAR KILT ‘IM!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Soooooo….Jennie Finch still looks good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

….pitching OR catching……

King Hippo

she goes both ways, huh?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, for tWBS’s sake she is apparently a slightly miffed pegger.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Will she at least ask politely first?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not sure, just make sure when you present not to backup too fast.

theeWeeBabySeamus

IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE A GODDAMNED PARKING BRAKE!!! DA FUQ?????

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

59 days until we can start constantly bitching about how terrible football is!

SWEET! WOOOT!

King Hippo

thank fuck, I’m getting tired of how fucking terrible not-football is, that’s fer sure

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Terrible. The bitching is much funner.

King Hippo

THE WORST. Like if our current Fuhrer and the Elephant Man had a baby. And made us all watch home videos of them makin’ teh baby.

King Hippo

Holy shit! They got Dennis Reynolds to do the video!! And think my FF name shall be Chardonnay and Adderall.

Gratliff

Not my kind of music, but damn good video.

King Hippo

first truly creative one I’ve seen in a long while

ballsofsteelandfury

Hey, tWBS, did you ever watch the movie “Everybody Wants Some”? Since you’re a big fan of college baseball, I think you would love it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, haven’t seen it yet. One of the ones I’ve been meaning to catch up on until life got in the way.

ballsofsteelandfury

Dude! Do you have Amazon Prime? It’s on there.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes. But access ain’t exactly been my problem.
Working on it.

SonOfSpam

Very entertaining – saw it on an airplane. (You don’t put those two together too often)

theeWeeBabySeamus

The Yanks need to trade Judge to B’more.
We’ll give ya Ubaldo and a 3rd rd draft choice.

Plz say yes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, the Blackmon did pretty good. He’s one of the good ones.

— tWBS’ Uncle

theeWeeBabySeamus

…one of the ALL TIME long home runs of THIS SEASON…

Swear to god, announcer just said that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stanton’s grounding out to short pretty good so far.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dan Hampton, God love him, is a fucking moron. But why not get the punky QB’s reaction to that (accurate) comment just for fun?

Gratliff

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Yeah RIght and the L.A. peeps:

Okay tonight's reading is at 7 at Pages in Manhattan Beach. We'll figure out a bar to hit after that— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) July 10, 2017

SonOfSpam

Would love to, but getting from the OC to Manhattan Beach by 7 PM would have required a noon departure. (Cue “The Californians” talking about traffic routes)

ballsofsteelandfury

Manhattan Beach is specially bad because it’s nowhere close to a freeway. You’d have to hit the 91 and pray there’s no traffic. Of course, the prayer will be for nothing because there is always traffic on the 91. Alternatively you can take the 5 north past Disneyland and then streets to the junction with the 105 and take it all the way to Dockweiler and hang a left. Even then you’re still facing street traffic.

Best to have left at 10:30 AM.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m pretty sure Yeah Right will be there and there will be a Boots in The Ground or other post about it…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay for kids injuring one another in the outfield.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who got hurt?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Unfortunately….nobody yet.
/fingers crossed

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goddamnit, I was expecting a different response and now my joke got all messed up. I knew when I was trying to set this up I was…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Still funny.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like to think on my feet…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I like to think on your feet too.
— Rex Ryan

SonOfSpam

Nice to see some beisbol analysis all up in here. My BIG UPSET in the Derby is Blackmon beating Judge in the semis. So I guess put all your wampum on Judge.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen a Blackman beat a Judge since…um…this joke is getting too depressing to finish.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, so it’s probably horseshit but I’ve seen it floated that Donald Trump Jr. may leave the country to avoid having to testify in front of Congress and/or criminal charges. How fucking hilarious would it be to see Kellyanne Conway going in front of the cameras every day to insist that he’s just there on “business” and that as soon as his “business” is concluded he’ll be back to face the music?

Gratliff

Disappointed at the lack of a Nixon variant of the It’s Happening meme

SonOfSpam

Schneiderman’s going after all the family assets, so how great would it be if Uday wanted to leave the country, but couldn’t afford a ticket to Moscow?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s too bad DoJu will never spend a moment in custordy. That pardon stamp is going to be busier than Jared Kushner pretty soon.

SonOfSpam

That’s why Mueller hired so damn many prosecutors…gonna get everyone all at once, so no one gets pardoned. Also, if NY AG gets in on it, state charges are unpardonable. (I’m being very very optimistic.)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

From what I have been seeing, they have planned it that way. You can also expect the RICO stuff to hit really hard when it comes to asset forfeiture.

Shogun Marcus

Instead of alleged “sprots” I will force Lady Shogun to watch Castlevania on netflix. First season, four episodes, one of my all-time favorite authors Warren Ellis wrote it. If you don’t know him, you should. His style works well in this environ.

herodotus450
herodotus450

What is a man?

theeWeeBabySeamus

— Aaron Rodgers

Shogun Marcus

Wouldn’t that be O. Munn? Cuz she was with him…and of course he’s gay but there’s not one team that wouldn’t all come out in hot-pants to have him?
/just helping the inevitable along

Gratliff

Some horses just can never be dead enough

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She has a nice butt—for a girl.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Amazing butt even

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank you.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

He also wrote the best G.I. Joe cartoon line in the G.I. JOE: RESOLUTE miniseries: “We have a ninja?!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Revised prediction: BOS, NYY, TB, BAL, TOR

Thanks man. I’ll go ahead and load the pistol, but not yet blow out my gray matter. Woooo!!! 4th!!!!!!

Shogun Marcus

This batch of jeopardy contestants is the worst bunch of fuckwits I’ve witnessed in some time.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Isn’t there a rule that you can’t return to the show, if you’ve been on, until Trebek retires? Sounds like they’re running out of fish in the pond.

SonOfSpam

I don’t think it has anything to do with Trebek, but yes, once you’re on you’re BANNED 4 LYFE.

herodotus450
herodotus450

So you’re saying that Ken Jennings is banned, but Kenicia Jennings isn’t?

SonOfSpam

Ken Jennings In Blackface might be my FFL team name this year.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Damn. That’s a good name.

herodotus450
herodotus450

That explains Greg Jennings’ sudden drop in productivity that one year…

SonOfSpam

Idea for a show: Special Jeopardy.