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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?
Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an…
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Your Boredom Alleviating Thursday Afternoon Thread
It’s better than drinking the wateriness of Senor Weaselo’s Scottish Breakfast tea that he got last December for Christmas. It’s decidedly meh. Which is…
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Your “Isn’t This the Part…” Final Friday Evening Thread of 2018
Another year, gone and done. Things happened, and now those things are part of the annals of history—no, I said annals, with two Ns,…
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BRING BACK MATT! The DFO Interview: Matt Ufford
In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s third “anniversary” (the site was here before, but… you know), the writing staff… nearly forgot about it. In…
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House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)
I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since…
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Partying in the Underworld
It’s a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it’s Senor Weaselo, who…
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Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview
Yes, I know, I know, it’s football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don’t see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey…
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“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread
(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it’s the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football!…
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Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper
(Electric Boogaloo didn’t quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn’t work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where…
