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On the Kindness of Strangers (aka ArmedandHammered Is Really Generous With Beer)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 21, 2021July 17, 2021
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You know what 2020 was good for? Almost nothing. But a) it made (some of) us grateful for time with friends and family and b) it taught many of us that even when we can't go anywhere and are suddenly gifted extra time, we still don't do anything with that.

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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas

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Horatio Cornblower - October 29, 2019October 28, 2019
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(Caption for picture above:  "The Jets!?  The fucking Jets!?") When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke Elliott was holding out in Mexico.  I predicted, correctly that he'd be signed, rich, and playing by Week 1 and by God he was.  I also predicted

Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery

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makeitsnowondem - November 27, 2016
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Even in a pretty miserable year—and let's not kid ourselves: this has been, by any measure, a pretty miserable year on the global scale—I've got a lot to be thankful for. Most of all, of course, there's my beautiful fiancée lady snow, to whom I became formally engaged this past

Kommenter Beer Table: America’s Ale

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makeitsnowondem - October 17, 2015October 17, 2015
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I think the first time I had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, I was in Wrigleyville. That was, anyway, the first time I had more than one Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. I wasn't new to good beer at the time; I was just back from a semester in Europe and keen

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