That’s all she wrote, folks. Sure, Horatio drank two more beers, but do you really want to hear him refer to himself as a whore for grapefruit? You do? Well, handle that on your own time, ya freak. In the meantime, let’s just acknowledge how awesome it is that this little corner of the internet has not only great anonymous online dick jokery but also real people with real beer they’re willing to share. Thanks, ArmedandHammered, for expanding our horizons and our beer bellies! May we all take a lesson and pay it forward, one to twelve beers at a time.
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[…] reminder of what is good and beautiful in the world, like the anonymous internet friends willing to ship beer to strangers or share an ear when times get tough; a beautiful hike; a reunion and a hug with a loved one; and […]
“We did want to quickly do something to send good juju into the world, so we made donations in ArmedandHammered’s name to the Wake County Habitat for Humanity and Rise Against Hunger.”
Do we do any of this sort of thing as a group around here?
I’m always inspired by the likes of Shea Serrano and the Shutdown Fullcast crew but as someone with somewhat limited means and limited social reach, I don’t have much power to do good beyond the paltry donations I make from time to time.
Yes, we do. From time to time, we’ve put the call out for anyone willing to donate to a worthy cause.
We also offer donations to charity as prizes for winning prediction contests. On top of the Gently-Used Fleshlights, of course.
Remember that time y’all all raided your relatives’ medicine cabinets FOAR Hippo. Oh that’s rite u didn’t smgdh some imaginary friends u r!!!
@BFC has his Hymen I mean Komen thing coming up.
But since i try and stay anonymous-ish around here, i usually only talk about that in the back office. Ping me if you want to donate to fight breast cancer, though.
Think I speak for us all wen ah say we’d do anything fer BFC’s hymen
Surely that is the definition of a lost cause….
I was wondering why Horatio was whispering for his first few reviews.
reverb in his locker
Love Center of the Universe’s beers! I’ve had their Oktoberfest, Summer Moon Raspberry Lemonade, Bald Irishman, BEE Orange Blossom Honey Ale, and Donker Zuur. I pick up any of their offerings when I see something new.
Shotgun Betty is another favorite in Fortress LemonJello.
“Donker Zuur” sounds like it might be how the Swedish Chef pronounces “Doktor Zymm”
I haven’t seen Center of the Universe around town, but sure hope to. Where in VA? Richmond??
Yep.
I live in the same county, but have only tried Hell Yes, Ma’am (huzzah for Players’ Retreat, ALWAYS called “the PR” by us locals).
It is a very good beer. It will fuck you the fuck up.
Love PR’s used to go there a lot after playing ultimate.
Glad you all enjoyed the beers. Unfortunately my son no longer works at the brewery due to reasons. Burial was one of my favorite breweries when I was able to drink beer. I only shipped cans otherwise I would have included Greenman’s ESB which I loved waaay to much. I can do care packages of some of these and some new ones if you guys are interested and let me know.
And thanks for donating the money, those are really worthy causes and I really appreciate your doing that.
Great write up which I will share with my son as he had input and helped to make the Center of the Universe beers.
That’s unfortunate. I’ll happily follow his beer making abilities anywhere.
He is actually going the line cook route right now. At home he is a fantastic cook, trying to get him to go to chef’s school.
Sorry we were so delinquent in letting you know how awesome it was of you.
No problem. I figured it was on DFO time schedule. And getting all of you sober at the same time rarely happens I assume.
Based on DFO’s schedule this was actually two months early.
I should start to seriously look for these now. These were really good.
Holy shit this was comprehensive! I think this may be our first two page post ever!
Well done!
And El Duderino seems like a beer I would greatly enjoy. I could drink several of these.
Yeah, is that because i put in a break? Should we delete that and see if it stays on one page?
Nah, leave it as is.
Seconded. Nothing wrong with a 2-pager.
“2-Pager? How’d you learn my Capitol Hill CB handle?”
-L. Graham
It’s really the “back page” that Miss Lindsey is interested in.
I yearn for the day he’s finally fully exposed.
“Fully exposed.”
PHRASING!
We also would have accepted “what is Cole Beasley’s status regarding the novel coronavirus?”