Skip to content

[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

"More gay than Lindsey Graham at a Frankie Goes To Hollywood convention hosted by a Paul Lynde tribute act sponsored by Grindr." – SonOfSpam

  • HOME
  • Contact DFO
  • Login In
  • Sign Up

Tag: In Canada we don’t pronounce the “u”

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Shag Harbour UFO Incident

  • horror
  • Insane Shit
  • Maestro's Weird Mysteries
The Maestro - January 11, 2018February 15, 2018
24

Good morning, everyone - Coach Carroll here checking in. I've just returned from a fact-finding mission from our northern neighbours, and I dunno if it's the red-eye flight or the mescaline talking right now, but damn, is this week's entry into the log a strange one. Let's take a look

Your “Save Room For Biscuits” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread

  • Open Threads
Beerguyrob - October 9, 2017October 9, 2017
698

Whether it be Thanksguiving, Columbus Day, or Indigenous Peoples Day, happy holiday Monday to you all. And if you didn't have a holiday today, maybe move to a better state or country. There's no NFL News update because I may or may not have typed this last Thursday, right before I picked

In Case You Missed It

  • AFL Beat
  • Balls Magazine
  • BattleBots Beat
  • CFL Beat
  • Cocktail of the Week
  • [DFO] Radio
  • Guttersnipe
  • Instant Hippo Thoughts
  • Monday Morning Mock Drafts
  • Quotables
  • Subsequent GTD Reflections
  • Team Previews
  • That’s My Raiders!
  • Sexy Friday
  • Sunday Gravy

Latest Brainfarts

  • Brick Meathook on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • yeah right on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • BeefReeferLives on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • Brick Meathook on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • yeah right on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)

The DFO Promise

We are The Commentist Party, refugees from another site that have banded together to create a safe place to hang out. This is a nice site, a place for civil discourse and dick jokes. If you want to stay at a fun joint with liveblogs during football games and a great community, we’re ecstatic to have you. Unfortunately, if you leave offensive material in the comments, we’ll have to send you home. Commenting here is a privilege, not a right.

The former name of the Washington Commanders is a grating slur that pisses us off every time we see it.  So now, even after the name change, they are the Washington [*Redacteds] in the comments.

Sign In or Whatever

  • Register
  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

DFO FAQ

Q: I signed up for your dumb site, why can't I comment?
A: We approve every Commentist by hand, because we're looking to create a fun community here.
Q: I jumped through your sign-up hoops and you approved me - why isn't my comment there?
A: We also approve the FIRST comment by each Commentist. That weeds out a lot of the spammers that irritate everybody. It sucks, but that's the world we live in.

Archives

© 2026 [DOOR FLIES OPEN]
Powered by WordPress | Theme: AccessPress Mag
Top