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Beerguyrob - May 9, 2017May 9, 2017
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NFL News: As expected, Aaron Hernandez's murder conviction was vacated today, as a result of his suicide prior to the conclusion of his appeal. This means his widow will be able to go after the Patriots for the remainder of his 2012 signing bonus. but Odin Lloyd's heirs cannot, because

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Beerguyrob - April 5, 2017April 5, 2017
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Sorry I'm not my usual verbose self in the write-up. I've got a head full of snot, a lung full of phlegm, and a colon that is continually not full of anything. I actually fell asleep at my desk for an hour. You know you've either got their respect or

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Beerguyrob - April 4, 2017April 4, 2017
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I think we can all agree he wasn't that bad a quarterback. He lasted over 10 years (most of them healthy!) in a league where the average lifespan is a little over 3. He does finish #1 in most Cowboys QB stats, but the fact that he finishes tied with

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