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Your “Is This Thing On?” Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 1, 2021April 1, 2021
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Actual product, by the way. I salvaged this post from being a double Saturday evening Open Thread. I had it prepped in case Hippo had taken the wrong pills thought I was doing it. Having put minutes into its creation, it seemed a waste to put away the sweet banner pic

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 6: Legal Oddities

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The Maestro - October 1, 2020September 30, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

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