Good morning and salutations everyone! I'd like to thank the entire kommentariat for their work last week welcoming in the new pope. You can tell he's new because he still has that new pope smell. Everyone did their best to ring in the occasion with decorum, dignity, sincerity and gravitas as such a
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[DFO] Theogyny: The Feast of the Suspension
[1] Lo, and once every summer, Venus and Jupiter and Rigel III shall come into alignment, [2] an obscure and ancient bell shall toll within in NFL Headquarters, and the Watcher of The Seals [3] shall be shuffleth out of his office with an antiquated boombox bigger than he. [D]
