Skip to content

[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

"More gay than Lindsey Graham at a Frankie Goes To Hollywood convention hosted by a Paul Lynde tribute act sponsored by Grindr." – SonOfSpam

  • HOME
  • Contact DFO
  • Login In
  • Sign Up

Tag: Movie night with the missus

Your “Whaddya Mean I Gotta Pay Extra For Butter?!” Monday Evening Open Thread

  • DFOing Good
Beerguyrob - March 5, 2018March 5, 2018
136

NFL News: Antonio Cromartie has announced his retirement. It'll be easier to go on the lam from child support that way, now that potential claimants don't know where he'll be 16 Sundays of the year. In the "DEAR GOD - NO!" department, for its new Thursday Night broadcasts, FOX is

Your “I Got Some Money ‘Cause I Just Got Paid” Saturday Evening Open Thread

  • Lesser Sports
  • OH WE GON DRANK
  • Open Threads
Beerguyrob - May 6, 2017May 6, 2017
137

  Today turned out better than it was supposed to, because I didn't get rooked into going to my eldest niece's ballet recital - those bunhead moms are fucking lunatics, and the girls all look like their makeup guns were set to "whore". Also, I didn't have to babysit the youngest two while

In Case You Missed It

  • AFL Beat
  • Balls Magazine
  • BattleBots Beat
  • CFL Beat
  • Cocktail of the Week
  • [DFO] Radio
  • Guttersnipe
  • Instant Hippo Thoughts
  • Monday Morning Mock Drafts
  • Quotables
  • Subsequent GTD Reflections
  • Team Previews
  • That’s My Raiders!
  • Sexy Friday
  • Sunday Gravy

Latest Brainfarts

  • Doktor Zymm on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • BrettFavresColonoscopy on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • King Hippo on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • NotShogunButShogun on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
  • King Hippo on Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)

The DFO Promise

We are The Commentist Party, refugees from another site that have banded together to create a safe place to hang out. This is a nice site, a place for civil discourse and dick jokes. If you want to stay at a fun joint with liveblogs during football games and a great community, we’re ecstatic to have you. Unfortunately, if you leave offensive material in the comments, we’ll have to send you home. Commenting here is a privilege, not a right.

The former name of the Washington Commanders is a grating slur that pisses us off every time we see it.  So now, even after the name change, they are the Washington [*Redacteds] in the comments.

Sign In or Whatever

  • Register
  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

DFO FAQ

Q: I signed up for your dumb site, why can't I comment?
A: We approve every Commentist by hand, because we're looking to create a fun community here.
Q: I jumped through your sign-up hoops and you approved me - why isn't my comment there?
A: We also approve the FIRST comment by each Commentist. That weeds out a lot of the spammers that irritate everybody. It sucks, but that's the world we live in.

Archives

© 2026 [DOOR FLIES OPEN]
Powered by WordPress | Theme: AccessPress Mag
Top