The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 7

INT. ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY DOUG MARTIN meekly pushes open the door and slinks inside.  The woman behind the desk gives him a friendly smile and gestures towards a seat, which he takes.  He sits nervously, his feet swing back and forth three inches above the floor. TRACY WOLFSON: Now Doug,

Doug Martin’s Rejected Nicknames

Doug Martin has never been fond of the "Muscle Hamster" nickname that was bestowed upon him by his Boise State teammates.  Recently, he was praised by the NFL's official twitter account, and took the occasion to reiterate his distaste for the moniker.  Doug probably should have learned by this point that, much