NBA Fancy Jerseys… That Are Stupid

Anthony In TX - November 5, 2021November 4, 2021

On Monday the NBA unveiled the "City Edition" r-r-r-remix versions of all their teams' jerseys. Some are good, some are bad, some are stupid. But because this is DFO, we will consider all of them terrible at best. The hate will be inconsistently applied, as good things on one uniform

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 25, 2019June 22, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over and THE SHIELD has just barely started

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Ian Scott McCormick - May 13, 2019May 13, 2019

Let's watch that beautiful clip again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChT3ewZXTfM OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH How's that taste, Philly? Is it good? Is it horse shit in the street good? Let's go to Joel Embiid for his reaction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrCylyCGC6c Oh what happened, big boy? U SAD BRO? Trust the Grieving Process, homey. For those of you who don't follow the playoffs or

Infinite Nets Week 10: Busting Ass Before Christmas

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Ian Scott McCormick - December 24, 2018December 24, 2018

I've been taking you for granted. It's partly my nature. Ask my wife or ex-girlfriends. Or my employers. The cycle never breaks. In the beginning I will step in to a new project/relationship/environment/habit with the work ethic of a completely earnest Amish man. I become ill with the thought of

Infinite Nets Game 1: Starved For Attention

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Ian Scott McCormick - October 18, 2018October 18, 2018

Let's do this at the height of our intelligence. I don't come here to drag the Brooklyn Nets. I come in the name of creating content, and to do so I require a gimmick. For too long have I been freelancing without my very own safety net, so in this home

The Narrative: Market Inefficiency

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Ian Scott McCormick - September 14, 2018September 13, 2018

There are whispers in the NBA. Not the sort of hot air that leads to Woj bombs on twitter, or preface league wide action. The rumor isn’t conspicuous enough for the Worldwide Wes types, but merely exist as vibrations in the ether, imperceptible to anybody who doesn't know to listen.