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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

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Senor Weaselo - October 15, 2025October 15, 2025
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I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely. I’d put the requisite 60 seconds on the clock, At/After Midnight style but like getting a two-hopper hit right to you in a baseball camp game

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

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Senor Weaselo - October 8, 2025October 8, 2025
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Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s on a Tuesday is of course the time spent and it was her birthday and walking around the conveniently nearby park to look at the moon

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I’m Tired

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Senor Weaselo - August 13, 2025August 13, 2025
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I’d make this past weekend’s “Someone you know and tolerate played the national anthem at a minor league baseball game and all we got was some pictures that don’t have him in it.” But I’m not doing great today. Madre Weaselo’s in the hospital with pneumonia, and I’m having terrible

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Much of a Spring Break, Eh?

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Senor Weaselo - April 16, 2025April 16, 2025
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Gig yesterday (that nearly murdered my kidneys, three straight hours on stage and I had to ask if I could go off before I keeled over and died before we had to go downstage and play for a *checks notes* Holocaust survivor, gig today, and then Holy Week! Good Friday

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