Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s on a Tuesday is of course the time spent and it was her birthday and walking around the conveniently nearby park to look at the moon and all that. It does make Wednesday a frenetic dance of doing things, further not helped by Professor Weaselo’s complete ass-talking when attendance has been inconsistent and as a result everyone is a wildly and widening skill levels at their instruments. To then run back, take her to work, then keep heading east to teach.

I could have made this so much easier on myself if I made this weekly column at 7 instead of 6, but gifted does not mean bright. It just means I test well.

Fine, in that case, is there news?

You mean like OBJ getting popped for PEDs? That would be a 6-game suspension for the WR as he’s been trying to get his career back, but that’s not gonna help.

Speaking of VEP receivers, Darius Slayton is OUT for tomorrow (hamstring). So, it’s gonna be Jaxson Dart throwing to… fuck if we know, are they gonna line Skattebo as a wide out?

BAHAHAHAHA they traded Elite Flacco and Dillon Gabriel’s the starter, and Kevin Stefanski still won’t commit on if Shadeur is QB2. Over Bailey Zappe.

What’s on tonight?

Postseason baseball and start-of-season hockey.

The former:

For Uecker, I presume vs. Endangered Small Bears (MIL vs. CHC, Game 3, Brewers lead 2-0, 4-2 Cubs, top 5 at writing time)

”How will the Jays being up in this series affect the Leafs?” vs. Aaron Judge actually does hit postseason homers (but only when the team is up against the wall) (TOR vs. NYY, Game 4, Blue Jays lead 2-1, 7:08)

Potentially laughing at the Phillies vs. inevitable Dodgers (PHI vs. LAD, Game 3, Dodgers up 2-0, 9:08)

The latter: There’s probably Wednesday Night Hockey on TNT! Such as:

Battered hide of larger bears past vs. The March to 900 (BOS vs. WSH, 7:30)

“Oh shit, I have to make that move in my chess.con game, Bd4+ or Bf6 because I know what he’s trying to set up for in 2 moves which won’t work if I put my queen there, trade queens and put his bishop in some bother?” (LAK vs VGK, 10:00)