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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2025August 10, 2025
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Well, Sharky still isn't back, so you're stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let's keep our travel theme going and head over to France, where I've somehow found myself twice this summer. It was for work, mother! (Or one of the times was at least). At the risk of turning

Your “Just Stay Inside With Friends” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 12, 2020March 12, 2020
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NFL Noise: The Packers are going to release Jimmy Graham. It will save $8 million against the cap - money they plan to use to attract former Falcon Austin Hooper. Michigan became the 16th state to legalize sports gambling. In honour, they had Barry Sanders place a ceremonial first bet.

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