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Your “The Likeliest Outcome Has Been Predetermined” Monday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first day back at school, and I arrived afflicted with the planet’s deadliest plague – The Man Cold. I bravely soldiered…
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Your “Oh God, I’m Dying A Death” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I think I have the flu. Let’s run down the checklist: Public school teacher in a vaccine-challenged city Attended niece’s 8th birthday on Saturday…
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Your “Sorry, I Feel Like Crap” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry I’m not my usual verbose self in the write-up. I’ve got a head full of snot, a lung full of phlegm, and a…
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Your “How Many Colours Can I Produce?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ – first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn’t had it…