MUS*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high casualty counts after Week 2. There were a huge number of significant big-name injuries this week that may signal a left-turn for a couple contenders: -Brock Purdy, Brandon

Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. The Charge of the Light Brigade By Alfred, Lord Tennyson 2024 PREDICTION: "11-6, playoffs. It's gonna hurt, but I am Ready

50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 26, 2025August 26, 2025

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It's the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the "Gold" anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams clubbed together and are generously giving Tampa Bay the division by default. Again. 2024 PREDICTION: 9-8 2024 REALITY: 10-7; not good, but good enough for the NFC South

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

2024 PREDICTION: "3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he's not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of Failing to be CJ Stroud." 2024 REALITY: 5-12! It's a measure of Carolina fans' desperation that 5-12 is considered a Major Step Forward for this floundering, benighted

Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025. Ok, a

Monday Evening Thread – There has to be a morning after

ArmedandHammered - March 17, 2025March 17, 2025

Still working on the Synod of Prophecy, trying to pin it down to be entertaining and actually make sense seems to be eluding me, and yes, I have tried both sober and stoned, still no luck. Plus, Noir seems to be ill and I have been paying a lot of

I Would Like To Have Seen Montana: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 18, 2025February 18, 2025

For the third straight week, Tuesday finds your Supreme Spiritual Leader buried in a tomb of ice and frigid winter. For me personally, this is fine. Spending the first half of my life in Northern Climes and being swathed in a generous layer of blubber (seal-style) has me reasonably well set

One Ping Only, Please: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 11, 2025February 11, 2025

Hey there. I didn't know you were awake. Yeah, last season was great. We laughed. We cried. That thing you did with the new kickoff rule? Yeah, that was...no one has ever done that to me before. Where am I going? Oh, nowhere. I was just very quietly putting on my pants

Time, Indeed: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 21, 2025January 21, 2025

Y'all fucked now. It's gonna be Buffalo and Philadelphia fans in New Orleans, a town second only to Las Vegas in promoting itself as The Home of Excess. Hide your daughters, hide your folding tables, grease up your lightpoles: it's gonna get weird. Seriously. The Bills are succeeding even when they are

Down, Down and Drowned: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 14, 2025

NOTE: Sorry for the abbreviated post. The Young Deacon Mayhem took sick. Playoff Football Fever: Catch It! Then Spend Several Days In Bed, Praying For The Sweet Release of Playoff Football Death! Out of respect for our Bronco fan contingent, I will refrain from excessive celebration of Sunday's comprehensive second-half throatstomping by