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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Shag Harbour UFO Incident

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The Maestro - January 11, 2018February 15, 2018
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Good morning, everyone - Coach Carroll here checking in. I've just returned from a fact-finding mission from our northern neighbours, and I dunno if it's the red-eye flight or the mescaline talking right now, but damn, is this week's entry into the log a strange one. Let's take a look

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Dyatlov Pass Incident

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The Maestro - January 4, 2018February 15, 2018
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Hi, I'm Head Coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks! There's no question that football is the most important part of my life, but ever since 9/11, many of you know I've become very political, in the quest to uncover the truth about what really happened that day. While I'm of

“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 2)

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Beerguyrob - April 5, 2017April 18, 2017
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Ext. VIRGINIA MASON ATHLETIC CENTER (VMAC) – Renton, WA A third floor conference room. Pete Carroll is wrapping up a conversation with members of the Army's 7th Division Pete Carroll: ...and that, fellas, is why I think the Space Needle has been sabotaged just like the World Trade Centers. Any questions? Major General Thomas

Hillary Clinton Gets a New Mock Debate Partner

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 12, 2016October 11, 2016
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INT. OFFICE - HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS, BROOKLYN - DAY ROBBY MOOK: ...and so that puts us at a 94% chance of winning the election and Obama's dream of turning the United States into a gay Muslim caliphate is one step closer. HILLARY CLINTON: I like it! MOOK: That said, I think it's now

Your “I Still Refuse to Spend a Dime” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 1, 2016October 1, 2016
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Last week, the Browns showed incredible heart by battling back from a 24-13 deficit in the fourth quarter to tie the game and put themselves in position to win outright, only for their brand-new kicker Cody Parkey to miss 46-yard field goal attempt (his third miss of the day) as

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