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“HAHT OF DAHKNESS!” A Special Boots On The Ground Report From New England

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Beerguyrob - November 17, 2016November 17, 2016
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Going to America right after the YUGGGGGGGEST election in its history seemed, to most Canadians we know, like a suicide mission. But we needed a break, and with my wife going back east for a conference and my Collective Agreement allowing for 15 days of "Leave of Absence: Without Pay",

“I did it so you don’t have to” – A Boots On The Ground Seahawks Game Experience

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Beerguyrob - September 12, 2016October 11, 2016
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I, like most of you, enjoy the NFL. I also like attending the events, because museums and airplanes are full of babies, tourists and germs. Given the relatively high rates of vaccination in the US, combined with actually having had most airborne communicable diseases as a child, I find spending the

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