DFO Radio: Superheroes

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon’s show.  Their work is interrupted in a flash of teal as a costumed man dashes through the office.  He is carrying a plastic bag from Savon Pharmacy, in which there appears to be

Request Line: Medical Attention

EXT. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY The camera follows a flashy yellow sportscar with purple trim as it drives through a set of security gates, then through a most empty parking lot before it stops in front of an entrance to a lush set of practice facilities, where a lone

Request Line: Theory of the Mind

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth.  CONNOR, THE INTERN is looking inside with concern.  THE PRODUCER is pacing with a cellphone held up to his ear.  Inside sits NFL Quarterback TOM BRADY, smiling placidly and rubbing a red spot on his

DFO Radio: The Afterlife

"Now is that any way to behave...at a rock and roll concert?" - Jim Morrisson So this weekend, same as last year, we were fortunate enough to be my wife's cousin's guests at the Los Angeles Zoo's "Beastly Ball", a charity event that included a silent auction, a regular auction, and

Request Line: The Genuine Article

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …and by then it was 3 a.m., so we ended up going over to Swingers for some pancakes.  So I only ended up getting about two hours of sleep before the

Request Line: Involuntary Servitude

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon's show.  A large piece of electronic equipment is directly outside the studio door, appearing to peer inside. DJ 3000: ...ALL I AM SAYING IS THAT GIVEN THE NATURE OF MY EXISTENCE I WOULD

Request Line: Girls, Girls, Girls

Welcome back to request line! I'm your fill in DJ yeah right. Mr. Deadly is on a world tour of Europe and the Far East but will be returning to regular DJ duties soon. It was mentioned in passing right after it happened but I think we deserve to throw a

DFO Radio: Things Are Not What They Seem

This Friday, Mark Davis finally pulled off the mask and let us get a glimpse of the dark mastermind that's been hiding behind his "earnest simpleton" facade for the last five years as he took the Raiders from an annual laughingstock to a genuine contender and pulled more public money

Request Line: Things Are Not What They Seem

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT A producer putters around the office, preparing a few last minute items for the evening's session.                                  ---[door flies open]---                            

Request Line: Literature

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee.  CONNOR, THE INTERN is talking into his cellphone while the PRODUCER stands next to him, angrily checking his watch. PRODUCER: Goddamnit, where is he? CONNOR: [hanging up] His agent said he pulled up outside of

Request Line: Chatter

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT A producer moves around the interior of the booth, showing the basic features to its occupant, a physically perfect specimen of a man. PRODUCER: ...and so mostly everything is controlled from outside, so all you need to worry about is chatting with the callers.  Sound good? ADRIAN PETERSON: NO PROBLEM! PRODUCER: Actually, you're

Request Line: Free Agency

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty.  A pair of radio professional are chatting casually in the outer office in front of a massive new piece of equipment.  CONOR, THE INTERN: ...so when does she get back? PRODUCER: In two weeks.  It's been pretty great.  I've been letting the animals sleep upstairs,