It's almost here! It's almost here! I don't have any rational basis for excitement and yet I'm almost herniated by delight! As previously discussed by Horatio, Hippo and everyone else not financially tied to the Draft Industrial Complex, it's objectively a very "meh" draft. Like that Christmas when Mom lost her job,
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How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread
Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37'38.17"N, 90°11'52.4"W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days grow longer and the crew more fractious as we drift further and further into the Great Doldrums. Our closest contact with civilization was four days ago, when we chanced across
Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You're just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn, or whatever else blows your hair back. Congratulations to the "University" of Florida on becoming the first anti-educational institution to win a college basketball championship. Congratulations also to
Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread
Not Quite Opening Day: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s Alright, Ma- I’m Only Bleeding: Tuesday Open Thread
Three Cone Drill? In This Economy?: Tuesday Open Thread
The annual NFL Combine has come and gone, without any major controversies. No freakouts threatening medical personnel. No leaked stories about how poorly Jaxxsxxyon Dart did on MindBrain's latest miracle neuropsychocraniometrical testing regime. No full frontal nudity. Jerry Jones did ask one guy if his mother was still a whore, but he was just
I Would Like To Have Seen Montana: Tuesday Open Thread
One Ping Only, Please: Tuesday Open Thread
Time, Indeed: Tuesday Open Thread
Y'all fucked now. It's gonna be Buffalo and Philadelphia fans in New Orleans, a town second only to Las Vegas in promoting itself as The Home of Excess. Hide your daughters, hide your folding tables, grease up your lightpoles: it's gonna get weird. Seriously. The Bills are succeeding even when they are
Down, Down and Drowned: Tuesday Open Thread
NOTE: Sorry for the abbreviated post. The Young Deacon Mayhem took sick. Playoff Football Fever: Catch It! Then Spend Several Days In Bed, Praying For The Sweet Release of Playoff Football Death! Out of respect for our Bronco fan contingent, I will refrain from excessive celebration of Sunday's comprehensive second-half throatstomping by