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Sexy Friday, It’s August 2020! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 14, 2020August 9, 2020
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We are back and Tik Tok has not been shut down yet! For now. Anyway, how has everyone been? Didya enjoy the AFL Sexy Friday? /crickets Oh hush. Ok, let's get right to it. *** Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won't tell

Sexy Friday, last Friday in July 2020 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 31, 2020July 29, 2020
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I know that beerguyrob does an awesome job of getting information for you guys on what's on the TV that you can watch. I usually don't bother with that because: I'm lazyYeah, that's pretty much it. Given the fact that sports are now back in action, that doesn't seem

Sexy Friday, late-July 2020 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 24, 2020July 24, 2020
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I'm not gonna say much except to note that MLB is back and the Dodgers are charging their fans $300 at minimum for putting up posters of themselves on the seats. That's some serious bullshit but also proves the old adage that a fool and his money are soon parted.

Sexy Friday, the real Mid-July 2020 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 17, 2020July 14, 2020
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This week has been a real scorcher temperature-wise with hot temps all over the southern United States. Sexy Friday, as always, is bringing you more heat in the form of hot Tik Tok girls to keep you sweating through the weekend. More on that a little later. Now, what do we

Sexy Friday, Mid-July 2020 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 10, 2020July 8, 2020
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I'm, as I've mentioned before, a Live and Let Die kind of person. I don't really care if people do stupid things to themselves. Where I do draw the line is when the stupid things that people do affect innocent people. Over 4th of July weekend, the

Sexy Friday, July 4th weekend 2020 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 3, 2020July 3, 2020
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Since tomorrow is July 4th, today was a holiday for me. That meant no work and the start of a nice long weekend. Usually people would be barbecuing and getting together to watch fireworks shows. Even in the age of COVID 19, I'm sure a lot of people are still

Sexy Friday, last one in June 2020 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 26, 2020June 14, 2020
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Do you guys read our author bios? They're at the bottom of each post and they're meant to tell you a little bit about the writers and how they get their inspiration. My favourite is Beastmode Ate My Baby's bio. It reads as follows: A frequent guest-star on the award-winning

Sexy Friday, Juneteenth Edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 19, 2020June 11, 2020
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Not too many people know what Juneteenth is. Considering what we've been going through in the last few weeks, that's both a sad reflection on contemporary society and an opportunity to learn. Beerguyrob does history much better than I can ever hope to, so I won't attempt at giving you

Sexy Friday, mid-June pool time!

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 12, 2020June 6, 2020
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In most of the northern hemisphere, the middle of June is perfect pool weather. It's hot, but not suffocatingly hot like it can be in July, August, and September. Also, it's close enough to the end of winter that everyone is still excited about getting out into the

Sexy Friday, June is also a girl’s name edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 5, 2020June 3, 2020
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Enough has been said about protests and all that, so I won't discuss that subject. Most of the major European soccer leagues are returning soon. Sports are slowly and surely restarting, which is a good thing. *** Sprots News By this time next week, AFL will have already played the first games

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