Sexy Friday, last Friday in July 2020 edition

I know that beerguyrob does an awesome job of getting information for you guys on what’s on the TV that you can watch. I usually don’t bother with that because:

  • I’m lazy
  • Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

Given the fact that sports are now back in action, that doesn’t seem to be the right approach. So, I present to you my half-assed take on what’s on tonight:

There is exhibition hockey on the NHL Network and NBCSN in advance of the real games starting August 1.

There is baseball on MLB Network and various regional sports networks until everyone gets Covid and MLB shuts down.

There is an MLS IS BACK tourney game between LAFC and Orlando on FS1.

There is Liga MX fútbol on TUDN.

Finally, and saving the best for last, there is AFL action at 9:35 PM Pacific on the Watch AFL app and a little after midnight Pacific on FS1.

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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. It’s another hidden theme and we’ll see if anyone can guess it.

Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:

Any similarity to Ivanka is strictly coincidental.
That’s a great facial expression.
Love Hot Mom Harley!
Yeah you did!
A jugar pues!
Hawaii slang is interesting.
I think I could put a ring in there to free up her arm and get the same effect.
Honey, you’re latina. Your everything is a hot sexy mess.
That’s a nicely composed picture.
What are you putting in my face?
Have I mentioned that I love a girl in a leopard skin print?
Again with the in my face? Okay, if you insist…
I love watermelon!
Interesting background…
Yup yup yup!

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I’m taking a break from the music stuff this week because next Friday’s Sexy Friday will be AFL-focused, so we would not have had any music then either.

Why take one week off when you can take two?

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have been awake for 19 hours straight. Night, all.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also what a fucking week

yeah right

Pittsburgh new unis got me reaching back.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tuna?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“G, I don’t know.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the theme triangles?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

I’m already looking forward to tomorrow morning’s pancakes.

litre_cola

Tomorrow will be bliss. I am grocery shopping before the FA Cup, AND THEN MRS COLA AND DECILITRE ARE GONE ALL DAY!!!!! I AM GIDDY.

/super drunk tonight so I can sleep it off tomorrow FOR REAL!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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Spur
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

one more beer

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Well done.

Don T

15 miles?
/phone drops to floor from hard left swipe

Horatio Cornblower

I KNOW I ALREADY VOTED FOR THAT COMMENT!!! I WANTED TO VOTE FOR IT TWICE!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I can’t ride my trike that far twice a day!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[Garfield gasps]

Horatio Cornblower

Famous last words, right up there with George Armstrong Custer saying “how many Indians can there be, anyway?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“How many Washington Football Teams can there be down by that river?”

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was thinking she drop into a pothole or something.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

You built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“BEWARE OF DO….”

Too late.

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