I know that beerguyrob does an awesome job of getting information for you guys on what’s on the TV that you can watch. I usually don’t bother with that because:
- I’m lazy
- Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Given the fact that sports are now back in action, that doesn’t seem to be the right approach. So, I present to you my half-assed take on what’s on tonight:
There is exhibition hockey on the NHL Network and NBCSN in advance of the real games starting August 1.
There is baseball on MLB Network and various regional sports networks until everyone gets Covid and MLB shuts down.
There is an MLS IS BACK tourney game between LAFC and Orlando on FS1.
There is Liga MX fútbol on TUDN.
Finally, and saving the best for last, there is AFL action at 9:35 PM Pacific on the Watch AFL app and a little after midnight Pacific on FS1.
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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. It’s another hidden theme and we’ll see if anyone can guess it.
Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:
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I’m taking a break from the music stuff this week because next Friday’s Sexy Friday will be AFL-focused, so we would not have had any music then either.
Why take one week off when you can take two?
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9AtF6lKsnU
Her was good but really only worth watching twice max.
One game of Fortnite, one win.
Anyhoo, back to ruining the dreams of preteens.
It’s like I really did become the priest my grandmother always wanted me to be!
The scotch is going down well tonight. Perhaps because it’s Ardbeg Drum. Or perhaps because I’m just a lush.
What the hell!!
Oh, sorry, thought you said Scotchy.
It’s past his DFO time, either he is killin or sleepin.
Or counting dead hobos to get to sleep…
Now, now, Colleen McGrath always goes down well. Runs in the family, or so I’m told.
My teleconferences are not like this, even at work.
¡Jesucristo!
They could be… you just need to have that second window open. Oh, and whatever you do, don’t “share desktop with others.”
One guy had his job search open with his boss, not sure if he noticed or not. That is an amusing YouTube rabbit hole.
Dying laughing at this
Dang!
I’d give her my credit cards and Social. The “Rubén González” ones.
Hang on to the Ron Mexico ones.
“Wonder twin powers, activate!”
My brother and I always played this game where we would fill in the rest of the phrase with the funniest things we could think of.
FORM OF …
SHAPE OF…
“Prima Nocta is the rule of these lands white boy”
Outstanding
BELLY RUB!
I gotta say:
-Mayo, godly. I love it
-Billy Idol and Thin Mints do nothing for me.
And Mazinger Z is Truth. I’ll buy ya a drink sometime, Gratliff.
We allegedly send contraband to each other, and you come out with that mayo taek? You with ICE?
Don’t get me started. I got a long list of irrational hatreds for popular and maybe even objectively good stuff.
Like “Die Hard”. DOWNVOTE AWAY YOU RUINERS OF CHRISTMAS.
You like watching the world burn, don’t you?
This guy hates Mole sauce, doesn’t understand the intricacies.
Wait WHAT?!?
I always miss request line due to work and can never hook the context with the song as I am a moron.
Jane’s Addiction is underrated. Strays was their best album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FOOJ2gemwc
“Whoooooa boy!”
Hypnotizing and hilarious at the vary same time.
I don’t like these PG-13 remakes. Doing one of Betsy Rue’s horse riding scene in Private School is sacrilegious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVRbKHXwM58
Good to see this disgrace of a comic is still as terrible as ever.
Gotcha covered
“Oh, so that’s how “return” works! Thanks, Ms. Daddario!
“Welp! Space bar doesn’t work anymore.”
wish my IT staff looked like this
The TIT staff does.
Horatio; you just get me.
I mean, most of us have tits
My first job after graduation actually had a hot female IT worker. I think calls to the help desk rose dramatically.
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as did other things. Look, one of you was going to say it if I didn’t.
Please hit refresh; I done fucked up.
PSA; PEPLE! Please wear you sunglasses for UV protection.
No idea what you’re talking about…
Posted something twice, it was a major sin.
A Cure Wedding.
Can’t be. There’s traces of mirth.
It’s ironic mirth.
I hit refresh, didn’t fix shit.
Easy there cowgirl.
If someone mentions Julianne Hough two more times, the ghost of twbs wil rise up and tell us about a spinner waitress he bedded once that looked a lot like her.
I know there’s already a banner nomination but I am wildcarding this bitch and nominating this as well.
TO THE SMOKE-FILLED CONVENTION!!!
Agreed with the banner.
/ Waitress was a Nazi but had nice qualities.
He liked Sara:
Into the 3rd beer of the evening, so time to get on Fortnite and tell a bunch of 12-year-olds that I’m their real father.
I am 5 vodkas deep and told my wife I would sleep on the couch so she could get a good night’s rest. Tomorrow the inlaws are here and I don’t have to participate….all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT4MOK2XwIk
great movie, for those rare times when you have 4+ hours and nothing left to do.
Way better than two shitty movies, or binging on some shitty show you regret later, but don’t tell anyone.
I was going after the “We still have a long ways to go; ARAB UP, MOTHERFUCKER!”
But as you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjyv5gKMn84
The band or the bug spray?
The sideboob
She musta lost my number… I keep emailing it.
She wont reply to certified letter. i tried.
Did she sign it or did you get that thing from her “attorney”?
The guy wouldn’t even hear me out. I even apologized about the dog. that was an accident.
Well, when pup has to go….
I think Trump and his cabal are going to rush out a vaccine in September. They’ll rush the clinic trials/fudge the results. The vaccine goes out to swing and red states. It’ll be December we found out it’s useless and/or has gruesome side effects.
Freakshows boom in 2030.
Doesn’t the problem kinda resolve itself then?
Then the antivaxxer crowd….. you are painting a nice picture.
Oh dear Bleergh Moose, I thought the exact same thing.
Warning: bare breasts in the video. Nice ones, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDj6CEAFI5E
None of the Trumpies will trust any vaccine. He’s already set himself up for failure by talking shit about any scientific solution.
There will be a civil war.
Edit: Actually, the civil war has been going on for a few years now. It’s just low-intensity. For now. That will change within the next 6 months.
I was hoping after the one press conference they were all sticking UV lights up their asses.
Are freckles controversial?
She had freckles on her boobs? Weird, I can’t see them!
His safe word is “Billy Idol”
Too many things sound like “mayo” through the ball gag.
That’s what I’ve read anyway.
Can’t wait to wear this to the polls.
How do we know Seattle….
I think the Trump people have the vaccine already. That’s why so few of them are getting and dying of it. They let a few pass on, like that black Godfather’s Pizza guy, to deflect. The plan is to kill us all and steal all our money. Not sure how they are going to go forward without any of us left alive to “work the fields”, as it were.
you really think Fat boy would be able to keep his mouth shut up about it. He’d hold it over our heads chance he got.
Exactly. They’re not smart.
I’ll accept that. My insanity level increases as the alcohol consumption and the lateness of the hour increases, so when presented with rational arguments, I usually am compliant and fold, at least with y’all.
No they don’t.
Ooooh.
She’s a fan of Tommy Brady; Bucs: yes or no?
No. If it were yes she’d be wearing creamsicle orange.
Good point, I guess we will probably have to wait until 2021.
I don’t understand banning Tik Tok. I mean, it just seems like a weak extension of the white trash culture war under the, “if old white cult members don’t use it then it’s antifa and stopping an app is way better than confronting Russia.”
But maybe there’s a real reason — what patents is Ivanka trying to get these days?
The criticisms of it in regards to the data collection are valid, but it should be equally applied to almost every social media app. Snapchat and such are just as guilty. Facebook’s is fucking horrific, and probably the worst of them. We already know they’re transcribing and analyzing voice messages that are sent through it and not just through algorithms. It’s going to be ugly if everything they’re doing ever gets fully exposed.
Fuck that cunt.
Sorry, didn’t mean to be sexist there.
Cunt has dropped that I believe, Brits and Aussies, even Kiwis use it as a general term meaning…. ah…. cunt.
Or best mate!
And we have a winner for Litre.
Spurs pull away. Sac is getting scary. am sorry the GM will trade away all the pieces this summer
The first F1 driver was diagnosed with Coronavirus today. It may be an isolated incident but considering the precautions they’re taking, as well as the fact that it’s a (theoretically) non-contact sport, it seems an ill-omen for sports in general.
I have no information on whether or not he likes Thin Mints, mayonnaise or Billy Idol.
He went to Mexico for 2 days. They need to stop letting the drivers travel home and back between races.
Did he? I hadn’t heard that. Yeah, agreed. If they want to do this, the teams and drivers really need to be on lockdown.
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article.perez-extremely-sad-as-he-reveals-positive-covid-19-test-followed-visit-to.HA8tKdcBovOHZp3TGPoi4.html
Thanks for the link! It really sucks for him in particular, since he’s basically driving to keep his seat this year.
Jimmie Johnson in NASCAR tested positive and only missed one race. No one else was infected.
“No one else was infected.”
Given the NASCAR fan base, that’s unfortunate.
Seems like his was a false positive. His wife was sick, he got tested and it came back positive. Then every test for the next week was negative.
A yellow flag?
BeeSafe.
2/10, bondage gear doesn’t match the shorts, would not bang.
Mostly because she terrifies me.
I would also let her peg me.
Everyone I know here in Vegas is unemployed or underemployed. Am not, in fact business is good. Starting to feel a bit guilty for having a job.
How many of you are employed?
Am employed and working from home most days. I feel very fortunate.
Employed by Dept of Defense. I’m employed until they start making us herd the rest of you into camps. Then I quit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8DQlqemkcQ
Exactly. The vibe I get from Webex and TEAMS Leadership Briefs from our 3 and 4 stars is that there will be a military coup d’etat rather than allow an autocratic fascistic dictatiorship take charge here. But that’s just the impression I get from the briefings. I’ve lived through military coups in the Philippines and Turkey when I was a kid, and that shit doesn’t scare me more than letting Trump become dick-tater.
Worth mentioning that most military coups in this hemisphere are followed by civilian exterminations, which I’m not particularly keen on
In all hemispheres, not just this one.
Jared Kushner made a political decision to shitcan the federal COVID response plan they had worked out before they thought the virus would be limited to the blue states. He is a fucking mass murderer. So, the civilian exterminations you decry started 6 months ago.
That is true and also does nothing to assuage my concerns that people of my ilk tend to get disappeared in such environments.
Oh, I don’t expect to live more than another year or so, so I can relate. I’ve got a wonderful Colt 1911 model 70 in the nightstand with plenty of .45 ACP rounds; when it becomes necessary. Hopefully I’ll have enough warning that I can take me, the dogs, a handle of scotch, some good weed, and some xanax down into the garage and run the engines on the Impala and the Corvette until we all just go to sleep, when the time comes.
This is all worst case scenario. Hopefully I am being overly pessimistic.
Well, that’s because they were being guided by the wise and freedom-loving hand of the U.S. national security state.
“Take charge?”
That ship sailed and is currently bombing the fuck out of Portland
I don’t trust the military or civilian national security state (like there’s any real difference) any further than I could shotput the fucking Pentagon.
I’ve been working from home since 2012. COVID hasn’t really changed much for me.
Employed, working from home mostly, and probably the least stressed I’ve ever been in my life. Few years ago, the pandemic probably would have left me homeless. The guilty feeling is common, but also the relief of having avoided the fallout. Impossible to ignore the raw luck that goes into all this.
Like WCS, I’ve been largely working out of the house for years now. Haven’t missed a beat. Only difference is now all Court hearings and depositions are remote, so I miss those sweet billable travel hours.
Also fully employed in Vegas. We just hired a new girl last week too.
But we’ll see how this holds up when the depression hits though.
I’m at home as always. My wife is working from home since March, and not going back to the office anytime soon. Fortunately, her workplace is set up for remote desktopping.
All of us. Still going into the office everyday too.
Not employed, neither is Gumby. He was working until September, but he got shitcanned by his truly evil former employers. His health has deteriorated so badly that he will never be able to work again, and I take care of him. We are going to try to get disability for him, and limp into retirement. We both turn 60 in September
My in-laws went through a similar hell on earth. Father-in-law had a heart attack and his COPD had progressed to the point that his QOL had decreased dramatically. He was lucky enough to have retired with a state pension shortly before, but it took her out of work and fucked them financially. He lasted a few years longer before he died. Something was fucked with his life insurance, so she got nothing initially. This was back when we were barely putting food on the table, and it took everything we had just to keep her from losing the house. She was almost 60 at that point, but completely broken by what had happened and was never going to be able to get back to working. Long story short, we found out there was this specific path to disability for her that I didn’t know existed until then. She qualified by having had a spouse die of a terminal illness, having taken a year or more off of work to care for him, and having been prescribed antidepressants. There may have been a few more caveats I’m not remembering, as well. That saved her, and then a few years later, social security kicked in and things got comfortable, but fuck that got rough for a while. I hope things work out for you.
I appreciate it. It’s not good, but thank dog he is retired military, so we have good health insurance along with a monthly check that pays most of the bills. We also have wonderful family here in California who are letting us live rent free in tbeir vacation house until we can collect social security at 62. Things could be worse, and I shouldn’t complain.
I think I’ve done this before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeYObKvKxKY
It always cheers me up!
Fuck that,complain away! You’ve earned it. And don’t hesitate to reach out if you need anything.
/gives Gumbygirll Seamus’s address
Self employed. It’s exciting.
That’s my basic hourly routine. Except it usually stops at the “I suck” part.
Am employed, feel guilty my restaurant friends are not.
Ironically. Employed after years of independent contractor/freelancer/layabout/unemployed. You don’t want to know where I am now. But I love it.
[sticks “Pineapple on pizza” comment in back pocket, saves two online lives]
Is that Julianne Hough?
Someone on KSK one referred to her as “weaponized blandness”, which might have been the greatest line ever.
I don’t think it is. Dat ass ain’t bland regardless.
Was this the same person who called Kate Upton fat?
One time I did and someone thought I was serious.
It was at that point I realized we had passed the Sarcasm Event Horizon and were, indeed, #Upforwhatever
There were a lot of serious “Would not bang” guys on that site…..
Nice.
I looked her up and still don’t know who she is, but dat ass.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2584600/
What this evening needs is for me to kill the two of these my brother left me in return for me letting him use my EZ-Pass to drive through all the tolls from here to Maine.
I am absolutely going to regret both of these decisions.
I tell you, boys, underboob is the future!
Orders are all done. End of Month was not bad.
Did anyone order any Billy Idol CDs!?!?
They are all on the floor of my AMC Pacer.
Evening Folks
Where do you stand on Billy Idol, Thin Mints, and mayo?
It’s that kind of night…
Billy Idol – middle of road,……….. in a good way
Thin Mints – need to be cold to enjoy
mayo – that knife all spreads it once
You’re just in time. How do you feel about Billy Idol? It’s important! At least tonight it is.
All it takes to bring these high-strung American snowflake fuckers back in line is for a Canadian to crack a joke. smgdh…
Egg salad sandwiches are trash.
Especially the “subsequent horrible fart” part.
WTF. I may need to rehome.
There are some lines people should not cross…..
Monday’s underwear.
I need to buy this…
That’s gonna chafe.
She’s working from home now, so she’s not taking all those stairs.
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant chafe her…..
“It lifts and separates and then it rubs the lotion on its skin…”
“It lifts and separates and then it rubs the mayo on its skin…”
It’s the way this night is headed.
WELL, NOW IT IS….
*Could be ranch dressing tho
Sexy Friday turned into Angry Friday so quickly that I noticed. Jeezuz Christ commentors, get your shit together before I run you through and distribute your giblets to various food banks in Northern Ontario!
I’m particularly appalled by the mayo hate.
Don’t tell me you like the flavored kind!!
Hate mayo, like flavoUred kinds. True story.
WHOA!! You ARE from Canada!
Hellmann’s or GTFO
Purist.
Maybe Magary is here incognito.
Those that make 69 jokes go first!
Nice
Relax fucker; we are just trying to figure out if Billy Idol eat Thin Mints.
BANNER!
probably with mayo ,, so he can seem punk smh
You know how like 7-11 sushi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5uamDMoW4o
That was a long way to go for that “joke.”
P.S. if we are “arguing” over Billy Idol; absolutely no one is being serious. Not like if it was Thin Mints or something.
You thought I was serious? That’s funny.
GENERALIZED comment pal. buddy.
I’m not your Colonel, General.
Besides, did you think I was serious? That’s funny.
I’m experiencing a wee bit of deja vu. Weird…
Weird…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0efJeGsvlc
Their first four albums are the pinnacle of ROCK AND ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS! And you could drop Agents of Fortune from that list and still be 100% correct, which is the best kind of correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIawk-9PApw
That was one of the worst concerts I have been to. But if you enjoyed them and they kill Billy Idol so be it.
I saw BOC in the mid-70s in an arena, and in a shitty bar in San Antonio 20 years ago, and in a moderately spacious venue in London 15 years ago, and really enjoyed the small shitty bar show more than any of them. I never thought about Billy Idol during any of those shows.
I am not sure if I ever thought of him at any concert ever, but was stoned enough to think of Thin Mints on multiple occasions. The worst was Foghat at a high school gymnasium. BOC was just terrible because they had a bad night I think or they were wasted (1976), they had been around long enough to do better.
Given the timeframe, I would guess that the shit BOC show you attended was definitely drink and drug related. My first concert ever was LZep in Frankfurt 1973, but my first US concert was a Foghat show at San Bernardino’s Swing Auditorium around 1975. Black Oak Arkansas opened, Ruby Starr and Grey Ghost were the middle act for some reason. Jim Dandy mus have got a free blowjob or something. First time marijuana ever had any effect on me, as well.
I saw Fleetwood Mac right before Rumors when I thought Peter Green would be playing; it must have been one of their first shows, because they SUCKED. They seemed to have worked out the missteps.
The only album of theirs I heard when I was a kid was ETI Live, since it was the only one my dad had. It was around the same time I was watching all the old Godzilla movies, so the novelty was the main draw. It also helped that it had album art that seemed amazing to 7 year old me
