Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND

Request Line – Did You Ever Just Have One of Those Days?

[8:43am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami] The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she's cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the day's schedule.  Just then... [Door Flies Open] Producer:  Holy shit...aren't you....? Richie Incognito:  Yeah, I am.  Thanks for having me on the show today, btw. Producer:  But you weren't scheduled to...be...on.... Richie