The 2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament Penultimate Four

Banner Tournament

Senor Weaselo - March 29, 2019March 29, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqZY8P42pLo Wait, did I not specifically say that it's the Penultimate Four because it is NOT final? Yes, but I've got the song for tomorrow already lined up. Or even… SONGS. Welcome to the Super Smash Bros. Melee Final Destination stage, which as everyone knows is the only place you're allowed to

Neglected Prop Bets

Gambling

The Commentist Party - February 5, 2017February 5, 2017

Prop bets have always been a great way to get people who are not interested in the game, or have little knowledge of football, involved in watching. Betting on how long the National Anthem will take to play almost makes it watchable, and the fact that odds makers have to

Western Conference Preview: Schrodinger’s Series

Beerguyrob - April 13, 2016April 13, 2016

The Western Conference opening round promises to be both watchable and unwatchable. Watchable in terms of the Blues-Blackhawks series, and possibly the Kings-Sharks series. But the other two seem destined to be unwatchable or - worse - ignored once people get a taste from the first games. But what happens

Eastern Conference Team Previews: Smrt People Weigh In

Beerguyrob - April 12, 2016April 12, 2016

HAWT TAEK: People on the internet are going to have opinions, and opinions about your opinions. Now, if it's something simple like screwing up a 23 year-old Dale Hunter hit, you're going to get caught on that within 5 or 6 comments. But take someone's sports team in vain? So, in