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Your “It’s Saturday Evening, So You Know What That Means?!” Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 21, 2018April 21, 2018
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac It rained on the Vancouver 4/20 party yesterday, and I don't think any of them cared. But it's Saturday, the night when real people party. I'm almost 50 - I'm home doing laundry. OH YEAH - DOWNY SOFT! Tonight's sports: NHL: Maple Leafs at Bruins - 8:00PM | NBC / CBC NBA:

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Beerguyrob - January 18, 2018January 18, 2018
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NFL News: The NFL has chosen Gene "Index Card" Steratore to be the Super Bowl referee. So expect at least 25 penalties, so he can get plenty of screen time. And at least one replay involving the legitimacy of a catch. NBC should hire Dez Bryant & Megatron for the

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