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Your “IT’S HAPPENING” 2023 Aussie Footy Preview and Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 16, 2023March 16, 2023
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Banner Photo Credit: GWS Giants Homepage I don't know how Irish you are, but if you wanted to celebrate drinking as much as possible, wouldn't you pair up the kickoff of the Australian Football League season with St. Patrick's Day?  Because that's what is happening TODAY/started this morning and continues into

Your “It’s March Already?!” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 2, 2023March 2, 2023
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Banner Photo Credit: Some Local TV Affiliate It feels like only a month ago we were celebrating Groundhog Day.  /holds hand to ear.  What's that?  I'm being told it was indeed a month ago that we marked Groundhog Day, and that no one actually celebrated or gave a shit.  Seems like

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - September 16, 2021
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Did you miss the football? I did. It ain't hurt that some excellent games fell into our laps last weekend. (ya got lucky, Shield) Hey, looky here, the Giants are finally(!) being featured in a nationally televised broadcast. Took long enough. Is that the grinding of teeth I hear out

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