Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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WhyEaglesWhy

I have heard of this show and that it’s a Dan Harmon thing, and yet I have not seen it. But the comparison to Bob’s Burgers means I’m in.

King Hippo

All of you Rick and Morty devotees also have 5 glorious seasons of Dan Harmon’s Community to binge, assuming you haven’t already.

Yeah, skip the gas leak year, unless you’re a masochist.

Sep

I just got off the phone with the Furniture Store. I asked them to deliver a sofa with an extra recliner and wheel chair on half.

For some reason they hung up on me. Poor Rick-less bastards.

King Hippo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was hoping for 2 July, at the lastest, but I’ll (burp) take it, dawg.

Covalent Blonde

I virtually live my life as a Mr. Meeseeks.

http://i.imgur.com/yliWZgt.gif

Existence is pain to a Covalent Blonde

Sep

Mr. Meeseeks saying “It’s Gettin’ Weeiirdd!” is my text message alert.

Horatio Cornblower

I have got to get that for my cell phone.

King Hippo

I’m kind of a stickler Meseeks.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun fact: our shared affinity for Rick & Morty was how Chris and I connected in the first place.

Horatio Cornblower

We are all Rick & Morty down here.

Except VMB; someone’s gotta be the mature one.

VonTazeMeBro

I hate when yall make references to shit I don’t understand/haven’t seen, and then I’m playing catch up to the cool kids. Stahp being so cool!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hopefully it will become less obscure. Check this out, though – comes in at #9:

IMDB – Highest Rated TV Series

Curiously, Mr. Robot has rocketed up to #3 based on its pilot alone. I watched it last night and loved it; I hope it continues to be as good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I liked it so far too.

Spoiler alert:

Semi-bug-eyed paranoia, social awkwardness, boredom with the banal, hot female long-time friend dating a complete douchebag; all these things are right in my wheelhouse for enjoyment.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m in the same boat. I’ll need to binge it this holiday weekend.

VonTazeMeBro

I really like Bob’s Burgers, so, that’s basically the same and I can still sit at yalls table, right?

King Hippo

OH GOD, YES. Louise Belcher is maybe the best animated character of all time.

VonTazeMeBro

She is my kindred spirit without a doubt. And you just became a close second.

Horatio Cornblower

Louise learning to drive absolutely kills me. Every time I drive through a parking lot now I head dead straight while going “huuuuuh, huuuuuh, huuuuuuh.”

Horatio Cornblower

Tina, not Louise.

ballsofsteelandfury

Bob’s Burgers is my favorite show right now. By a mile.

King Hippo

It’s the one show that I watch with my kids that all four of us agree is really, really great.

We DO watch other stuff together, just with varying degrees of enthusiasm.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Celebrity name-dropping time! Mike (Balls of Steel) and I watched the Super Bowl with the guy (Keisuke Hoashi) who did the voice of Hawk in the “Hawk and Chick” episode. He fell asleep during the game.

Seven degrees of separation time! In San Diego I dated a girl whose cousin dated Keisuke (though Keisuke and I didn’t meet until several years later, through his girlfriend, who I went to high school with). That cousin: Iris Yamashita – screenwriter of “Sands of Iwo Jima”.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My prediction; you will fucking love this show. I know by making this statement I’m putting a lot on the line, perhaps the continuance of western civilization, but I’m going ahead with this because I believe it.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fe27a53e0c5506a51475d774cfdb85f0/tumblr_nnne1elIaJ1s01qkyo1_500.gif

Horatio Cornblower

I’M GONNA GET SO RIGGIDY-RIGGIDY WRECKED FOR THIS!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you get blackout drunk you can watch the episodes twice and it’s like a first exposure each time!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I will record it and watch it later; I’ll still liveblog, just no one will be here.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8f98c130c5467e40b59c73780830a5fe/tumblr_njytn050B61spnykgo1_1280.jpg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, the guy he’s wrestling with at 0:42 looks a lot like the killer in Too Many Cooks.

makeitsnowondem

I just watched the first season a few weeks ago. This shit is amazing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SO FUCKING EXCITED!

Old School Zero

Remember to turn the shoes on first!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The first time I saw the show I stumbled in a few seconds before that bit – and that was what put the hook in me.

sunrisesunrise

Woo hoo!