HUMPS DAY

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

John Barrymore & Friend ~ The Sea Beast (1926)

This is the scene where he spanks his monkey.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

As do I.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Every time she comes on screen, I make a noise and my wife sighs.

makeitsnowondem

Why are there seven women in this ad? Are 1.4 of them looking for me as their no-strings-attached lover?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One of them is bi-curious; 0.6 curious.

VonTazeMeBro

You guys, my boobs are mega huge right now from nursing and such, but I’m really scared theyre gonna deflate faster than Tawmy’s balls when I’m done. Therefore, is it acceptable to nurse forever to keep my rack looking big?

Old School Zero

I don’t even know what to say to this other than “use nipple balm”

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes. Keep pumping even after lil’Vontaze stops drinking from the tap.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Do you watch Game of Thrones?

If not; YES.

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King Hippo

eh, the little shits end up in therapy for one reason or another anyway, might as well get something for yourself out of the bargain!

/dead-eyed, jaded parent of three teenage girls

//fantasizes about suicide at least hourly

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

You are living my nightmare future

sunrisesunrise

Seriously. I have one daughter who is not even two. I don’t think I could handle two more. Especially twins.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My friend has twin daughters who were both cheerleaders. Fuck. Even when they were around, say 14, we’d go out to a restaurant or something and you could tell what every male (probably some females too) was thinking. Holy shit; I was even defensive enough to think “I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ASSHOLE!” His hair turned grey pretty quickly.

King Hippo

Ha! My youngest two are twins, exactly 14 now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I will sacrifice a hamburger to The Great Spaghetti Monster in the Sky for your soul.

pickettschargeksk

Today the role of Sarah Sprague will be played by VMB.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
scotchnaut

[FLY FLIES OPEN]

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So THAT’S what they meant by lovely lady lumps!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This post embiggens the smallest man.

Sill Bimmons

Perfectly cromulent.

“This post embiggens the smallest man. And I should know!” -Brett Favre