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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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Hey guys, here we go!  Let’s see how this works!

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.

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UDFA
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UDFA

I’d like to say Chris Mottram’s Tweets and live blog comments should be likened to poultry excrement.
The managing editor of Uproxx is powerless and could do nothing?
That’s weaker than circus lemonade.

Changlorious Basterd
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All that needs to be said to that spineless prick Mottram and Uproxx in general

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Eckeaux
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Eckeaux

This message has been brought to you by friends of the Kommentariat’s asshole.

whorootbeerdatbe
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Oh, but he was such a huge KSK supporter!

Eckeaux
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Eckeaux

Out of morbid curiosity, I went to the KSK liveblog for the HoF game this morning since I wasn’t around last night. I left with one thought:

You sick bastards are glorious. Long live DFO.

SundayLeftovers
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SundayLeftovers

I just want to take a second to thank you all for this. Your nuking of KSK was brilliant.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Nuking of UPROXX – the last thing any of us wants is to piss on KSK’s grave. Except for Moose, who will piss anywhere the mood strikes.

Changlorious Basterd
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Living in England I missed most of this last night, but after waking up this morn I decided to peruse KSK, almost full of misguided hope that all would be well and Ape would be sitting atop a thread full of dick-jokey goodness and tits.

Alas, what I actually saw was more depressing than craving a bacon sandwich only to open the fridge to discover that there is no bacon, and that you have AIDs.

Thank god for DFO!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Even worse would be finding that you *do* have bacon, but if you eat it it will give you AIDS.

Changlorious Basterd
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http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgt625BSpr1qeolcio1_500.gif

Sums up how I would feel in that situation.

(Also, who can tell me how I put a GIF in my comment? I am a full on tech-tard.)

Changlorious Basterd
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Doesn’t matter, I appear to already know how to do it…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Data says “You must break 600. Also even though I’m a machine I am distracted by this fine camel toe merely 540 mm from my head. My air receptor, what you call the sense of smell is detecting…….”

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WCS??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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I’m thinking Carry is used to being lightly choked…… during other activities. Other scenes would indicate she did role reversal. Of course this is just speculation.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/8e918da5184739454e5f7ee90816ca37/tumblr_ngxxphVQYz1r426i4o3_250.gif

ballsofsteelandfury
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She was the original Cheyl Tunt. Peeple forgt that.

Martin
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Porky Prime
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Porky Prime

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Martin
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The ‘True Detective’ Season Two Finale Explained
BY DUSTIN ROWLES • 08.10.15

Jesus Christ.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um, no, won’t do it. I’m even a morbidly curious type fellow too.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4d14b85750214099e9d01229f82f391b/tumblr_ngsw861CnQ1u606u2o1_1280.jpg

Sep
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I’m going to tell Comcast CSR to bill Uproxx for my issue. C/O Chris Mottram

IronAvenger6491
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IronAvenger6491

Well, Rick and Morty was depressing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Huummmmm, I liked it…. but I’m weird that way.

Martin
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That one looks different than the one I posted, maybe just different part of the scene?

Anyway; +1 spanking.

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Martin
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WhyEaglesWhy
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I’ll be damned if I go back through all the comments in case EVERYONE mentioned it, but at 571 comments, we got about 500 more than the livebrog on KSK. And about 50 of that 71 were either lamenting Ape or subtly referring to our little lifeboat here.

Ain’t life grand?

Cuntler
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That is the weirdest crossed fingers picture I have ever seen. What is the hairy thing?

Martin
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Hi everybody!

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Martin
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Bye everybody!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sep
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I just got my internet and cable back. What fucking company does that during Prime Time on a fucking Sunday? Comcast, that’s who.

Anyway, How the fuck you doin’ all!?!

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
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ballsofsteelandfury
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550! Damn good work everyone! Specially you, DTZM!

laserguru
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I think I’ve found a home!

FUCK AND YES!

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

It’ll happen…

WCS
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Covalent Blonde
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Time for me to pack it in, DFO! I have work to hit me squarely between the eyes at ass o’clock Monday. Jeebus it was great to see everyone for the rivebrog!

I’m just so fucking happy to have you boys to say good night to again!

Ciao, my little chickadees!

laserguru
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You’re the bees knees Covalent!

trollsoharduniversity
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500+ comments without problems?

/slaps DTZM on ass HARD

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