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Hall of Fame Game Live Blog
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Tonight, a friend brought me a signed Ickey Woods sign. Then I drank too much Imperial Stout. And then I had some wine and ate some vegan food.
I WILL be hung over tomorrow. But today….,today was a good day. Welcome back, football.
See Fozz; no directly exposed nipple, per documents of DFO Federation.
Apparently in U.S. guidelines male nipple of equal size, appearence and erective exuberance are permitted free of ‘oh my god, ARREST THIS WOMAN.’
Ahh, this feels more like the KSK lounge now!!
One more
http://imgur.com/a/SHlFB
NSFW
Love her.
I see Landry Jones graduated top of his class at the Josh Freeman School of Deep Passing.
How about ‘Fuck It 101?
Getting into season form
http://i.imgur.com/spjHVRC
NSFW
That’s how we do it!
/Slaps Spur on the ass HARD
That’s good hustle!
Oh that’s well done!
Love her.
Say what you will about this broadcast, this has been some esoteric as fuck music cut fades!
So my Cubbies swept the shit out of a four game series against the Giants.
Walk on home boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
First ball fuck you ball.
“Everybody was tugging and pulling a little bit.”
Sooner or later the NFL has to come out the closet.
Rock, flag, and eagle, bitches!!! Extended riff on a camp body OL.
Hey. How’s it going? Watching “Kingsman: Secret Service” with the wife. Is Jerome Bettis still from Detroit?
I loved Kingsman.
Well, in recent developments, Tony Dungy coached for Indy.
That movie is awesome.
You should watch Big Game, it’s pretty fun.
Jerome was from Detroit, his hair was from somewhere…else.
FRAG FOR THE FRAG GODS
COME ON BUCS
This DirectTV ad strikes me as something Elisha actually finds incredibly funny.
“When I said ‘HD’ I bet you thought I was gonna say a naughty word. Hahaha! I fooled you!”
He didnt fool his mom. She grounded him for 3 weeks.
And sent him to bed without his Oreo dessert
I hear it every time. Every. Time.
Goddamn. The Curse of the Rivebrog truly is all powerful.
My bison fajitas just arrived, so I’m going to transfer my attention to them for a while…
I’ve got your colonoscopy on hold until tomorrow.
I think you’re not adhering to the fasting regimen.
You’ll be missing quite a bit! I hope sustenance is worth it!
What the fuck Dodgers’ jackass????
I am glad that all 3 of the Beardy McPlaids from the Daily Show got to play in this game,
So the Vikings are in prime shape for the regular season i see.
Wait…they’re winning.
Whoops.
Is that Flashpoint Martha Wayne?
Correct!
I loved Flashpoint. The movie was terrific, too.
“You look a little red there Mike Zimmer” – Mike Shanahan.
Mike Zimmer. Just keeps getting redder. Going full Shanny.
Placekicker named “Squeaze ’em”? Did I hear that right?
Guess who has a new favorite place kicker!
Suisham.
Gesundheit.
HR
Hmmm…triple?
Al, you are simply too funny! Ha ha ha!!!
Jamestrip!
Minnesota came to…play…ball???
Who came to…do…what…???
PICKKAKKE!
That guy is NOT making the team. He might not make the bus back to Pittsburgh.
Ok? Make linky only a clinky
Good call.
Well done!
Why the fuck are they talking about Peyton Manning, he;s not even in this game.
Also, i wonder if The Ben has any advice for Patrick Kane.
WHEN PRETTY GIRL SAY NO SHE MEANS MAYBE WHICH IS A YES.
Yeah, but Ben has about 100 lbs. more of “YES” on him than the Kandy Kane
How’s it going, ya assdicks?
Been better.
Wheeeeee!!!! FOOTBAW!!!!!!!!!!
Is Al Michaels falling off of a stool?
Hey! There it is!
That. Is. AMAZEBALLS.
That is the dungy penis pic’s ULTIMATE FORM!
Yes yes yes yes yes. Sigh, missing the KSK lounge.
Got hungry, so I ditched my hotel room for a Boulder sports bar. No one is watching the game. I had to guide the bartender to NBC.
Marijuana is a helluva drug
Yeesh.
Testing, Testing
Click the picture, hold down on mobile or right click and click Open Image. That will get you the URL that ends in jpg.
Hey look at that! A pretty lady and no harassment suit!
Very SFW. Perfect on my end.
Calling it a night. Glad to see everyone after the Great KSK Exodus of ’15.
Levy looked dead.
Something like 400+ comments between this and the Sunday post. Hell yeah. You people rule.
It may be terrible, it may be Cris Collinsworth, BUT it’s football that I don’t have to be horrified to watch. Unlike the Bills game this Friday that will crush my soul in it’s grindstone of offensive incompetence.
its*
Ooooo, so close!
Far too much of the Dunge.
Far. Too. Much.
I wanted to drop my Dungy eating a cock pic here, but imgur is broken.
So you’re welcome, I guess.
Was that the one I PhotoShopped last year? I wonder where I put that…
Here’s the one I made. I know you’re, like, a real artist.
Awesome! Great minds think alike.
My wife is due home in 10 minutes after 5 days away at a conference. I had the kids by myself. Cleaned the house, did the laundry, mowed the lawn, bought back-to-school supplies, and only drank 2 beers the whole time.
Maybe I should start a campfire in the living room just to live up to expectations.
Well, Lothar’s gone.
Drink plenty of fluids!
Do it! You did too good! She’ll think you cheated on her and you did nice because you feel guilty!
oh shit, I’ve been divorced so long I forgot this part of the equation (which is VERY fucking true).
you realize that you are just setting a new baseline for yourself, one which you will be expected to meet on all future sojourns.
Whew. I am so happy that brought Dungy in the studio to really pepper up this broadcast!
THE KOMMENTARIAT, I CALL THEM PILGRIMS BECAUSE THEY LEFT THEIR HOMELAND TO ESCAPE THE RELENTLESS PERSECUTION FROM THE CORRUPT STATE!!!
So this is sort of like Rhode Island?
*prepares smallpox blanket*
FUCK OFF YOU LIMEY CUNT. THERE S ONLY ONE FOOTBALL WE LIKE IN MURICA
Someone missed the EPL post…
Imgur files work. The only thing you have to do is link to the page that ends with jpg.
I want to just post the image link. In case it’s NSFW. Ideas how I should post?
Exactly like you did. BoS just wants me to get sued by my employees.
You can just copy and paste the URL if it ends with jpg, gif, or png. For the ones that end in jpeg, you have to add the html code .
Any NSFW can remain just links instead of embeds.
That’s a hell of a question. I have it so it automatically grabs links. If it’s imgur, use the Image Link (email & IM)
and it should work. I’ll edit it if it’s a prolapsed anus or whatever. Deal?
Terry Crews remains the best
Old Spice might make some pretty entertaining commercials, but their product still smells like crap.
Ask him about his Brady comment to Goodell, Al.
So can anyone post an entry here? I dont know how to word press.
Yep! Let me know when you’re ready to post and I’ll get you set up. You can send it to me and I’ll post for you, or I can show you how.
Independently, any idea why WP might occasionally be a total spaz about making me log back in? No biggie, but I didn’t know if you had any ideas.
I go through that sometimes, too. Do you have 2-step verification?
No. And to punish me it requires me to log in 5 times in a row and then just close and re-open a browser… but now that DFO is so rocket awesome fast it’s no big deal at all!
*Ironically, it just freaked out with my log on to post the above comment!
Ha! Do you tick the “Remember Me” box at the bottom? Do you have a connected wordpress account? I’m just thinking out loud. You can email me and we can figure it out outside of the comments if you’d rather do that.
I had that happen too. Weird, but it was fixed easily.
Speaking of, DTZM, I couldn’t see the calendar. What time do you want me to post the Bears preview tomorrow?
Yeah, I kind of half-assed the calendar thing. I’d post it around lunch or so. That way if somebody wants to do a morning or an afternoon post you have room to breathe. You can set it for a certain time in the backend if you don’t want to actually do it right then.
Yes, I think so.
Worse fans MLB or UFC?
In general, UFC fans. If we’re getting specific, Red Sox and Cardinals fans are the worst.
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