Howdy y’all!  I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us that live in other parts of the world such as the UK, Australia, and parts beyond.  This post is for you.  Hey, it may be lunchtime and you may feel like a dick joke and have no one to share it with because you think all your invisible dick-joking friends on the Internet are fast asleep.

There are quite a few night owls, drunken people coming back from bars, and drunken people trying desperately to have sex with someone that might need to know how the Chiefs did tonight in order to get it up.  (They won, so

The point is that good times and jokes can be had at non-traditional times.  To get the ball rolling, here is a fun preview of this weekend’s Australian Rules Football games:

BTW, Collingwood plays Richmond in 15 minutes, the Sydney Derby (Giants vs Swans) starts in 40, Gold Coast meets Essendon in 3 hours, and the Geelong-St. Kilda and Adelaide-Brisbane games start in roughly 5 hours.

King Hippo will be along after the AFL games to take you through the English Premier League slate.

Here are some funny news bloopers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lay5dUxAejs

to make you laugh and, since I have it on good authority that Martin is off this week balls deep into next week’s Sexy Friday post, here are some pictures to make your nether regions….change.

BTW, in tonight’s preseason action, the Jets beat the Falcons and the Chiefs beat the Seahawks.  Yay empty preseason victories!