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A New Year’s message from Kenny Rogers
(You are reading this because Balls of Steel is a horrible gambler and decided that Blake fucking Bortles actually had a chance against the…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Well, it’s been quite a day! Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It looks like we’re getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we…
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Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)
Atlanta, get ready. The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Howdy y’all! I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us…
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Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview
Because you’re a discerning group, I’ve assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC…
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Kommenter Get-Together Reminder
Just a quick reminder that the LA-area DFO’ers will get together tomorrow at 2:00 PM at the Father’s Office location in Culver City. See…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 14
This was certainly the round of surprises and shock. First and foremost, the thing that shook the AFL to its core was the murder…
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The case against a NFL team in L.A.
Sam Farmer of the L.A. Times has produced another of his many many columns about the possibility of a new stadium in the…
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Netflix GETS ME
I just got this recommended to me in an email today: Scrotal Recall Season 1 2014 6 Episodes In his quest for true love,…