From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
That’s nice of them to let Steve Zahn sit up in the owners’ box.
Before this game is over, Aguilar and Trufant will have Spain and France sinking each others ships again.
I don’t understand why kickers have such a hard time kicking it less than 40 yards.
Good no call???
Fuck you with a rusty jackhammer Gruden.
Agholor and me with synchronized “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT”s
Paul Worrilow= AJ Hawk 2.0
Today at work…German boss walks up to my desk.
“JustStopDude…wheres we at to make commission guide for Cyc Converter”
Me “where am I on writing a commissioning guide on a piece of equipment I have never been trained on or even seen in person and this is the very first you have even mentioned it?”
“Yes. Wheres are we. We must finish by tomorrow”
“Oh we are on it”
Note it was 430pm when he walked up to me.
From my visits to Germany, I can tell you that he expected you to just know that it needed to be done, without having to be told.
We both served in the military, though he is considerably older than me. He was an intelligence officer for East Germany in their missile command. In the UAE, we got drunk together and told military stories.
I never went to sleep that night. Seriously…this planet should have been destroyed a half a dozen times over.
According to my Simpsons-specific view of the world, the goggles didn’t do anything and then you were enlisted.
Desmond Trufant: Good at coverage
Connor Barwin should totally put a kilt on, he looks like a totally coked up Highlander out there
There can be only one…more line.
Highlander: The Cokening
He’s the lead singer of Rise Against on HGH
Looks like the Shanahan offense is back to normal.
There is a Derpy Bomb coming in the next quarter.
So is this really good defense for both teams…or do both offenses just not give a shit?
What game are you watching? Atlanta’s offense is looking like they’re not having a whole lot of difficulty moving the ball at will.
What the hell was that thing?
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?”
Is that a Deep Thought By Jack Handey?
That is correct.
Off topic: So apparently there is a menses Trump painting.
What happened to the Eagles fan that got kicked in the balls?
His Zack Ertz.
I can’t figure out how Bradford is a QB. Like how does he even see straight?
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That was a horrible throw.
I think this is the longest I have ever seen Bradford play.
When I heard the line “Bring me that boy…” I assumed that was a preview for a Jerry Sandusky biopic.
Grittany Loins
That was bad and you should feel bad for posting that.
More Plez
That used to be a Subway commercial.
I really don’t want to see that.
Boo Birds Vs. Dirty Birds: No Matter Who Wins, We All Lose
Welp, there appears to be a full minute and a half delay, so to avoid spoilers I will wish you gentlemen a good evening.
Kiko throws shade at OBJ.
-2 points for me or +3 points for my opponent’s kicker? Guess the INT is better, but yuck.
AW FUCK HE LOOKED SO WIDE OPEN
FUCK ODELL BECKHAM
CAW CAW BANG FUCK I’M DEAD!
Eagles…do a good?
KIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MATTERCEPTION!
HOW THE FUCK TOU DOIN’ BOYS?
Better if White scores here.
While I am talking beer, avoid Sam Adams Pumpkin Batch. It’s like a pumpkin ale shandy, horrible.
The pumpkin craze has finally spread into alcohol.
Punkin Spice Natty Ice uber alles.
Should I root for Atlanta tonight? The city I normally root for (Oakland) apparently isn’t fielding a professional football team this year.
You’re not rooting for Atlanta, you’re rooting against Philly. So yes.
When was the last time a referee made this signal?
http://i.nflcdn.com/static/site/7.1/img/rulebook/signals/referee-uncatchablefrwrdpasssignal.gif
“You must be this tall to ride the rollercoaster Mr. Woodhead”
Can’t recall the last time I saw the “I Am This Tall” penalty.
I’m in way over my head- Refs Packers – Seahawks 2012 regular season game.
Only Chip Kelly is dumb enough to give a huge contract to Richard Sherman’s TEAMMATE!
That stadium is brand fucking new.
Fuck Arthur Blank.
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durr
http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/snidely.jpg
I’m shirking my work to watch this at the office, and I may start doing actual work if this keeps up.
The Mighty Feklahr is drinking Pinedrops IPA. HOW BOUT YOU?
Goddamn early game with me on the west coast at work.
Anyone know a good streaming site? That won’t kill my computer? Mnay thanks.
try atdhe
firstrowsports.eu is usually my go-to, but it was fussy tonight. check reddit for advice.
Thanks sir. I got one now.
Seriously, fuck a 4pm Monday start on pac coast time. All so, what, the asshole Berman gets to call a late game and subject everyone to some RUMBLIN’ STUMBLIN’ shit?
hOW IS bIRD bOWL 2015 GOING, YiNTAGHS?
Meh.
Caw
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That’s the exact moment DeMarco Murray realized a) the Cowboys o-line was excellent, and b) he’s no longer in Dallas anymore.
This has lived up to my expectations so far
Wow, the “crowd” in Atlanta is really loud tonight.
They’re just really pumped, you know?
This Chip Kelly offense really is something.
PUT IN DETMER
Wrong way, Demarco
Oh dear.
Falcons playing… De-fence?
LOOK AWAY EAGLES FAN
This is already painful.
Your suspension continues.
Hit the radio!
BUT I CAN STILL SEE IT IN MY MIND
I bought French’s ketchup recently just to screw with my kids. They were confused.
/dials Child Protective Services
I larfed.