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laserguru

You know what? I’m ambiguous on feet.
I mean, I like any sexy part of the female body including the feet.
I do like to give and receive a motherfucking foot massage.

But I ain’t jerking off to a Dr. Scholl’s commercial either.

I have documented cases of people who have a “foot thing” in the wrong way. Where they are freaked out, disturbed and frightened by just the appearance of a foot.

This also makes no sense.

Feet are cool as long as they are attached to a beautiful person.

Panty Waffles for 500, Alex!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

Because why not:

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laserguru

This is a throw back Friday without the satellite. I’m listening to Vinny call the Dodger/Pirates game (go Dodgers) on the radio and playing some Wii golf for a couple of bucks per round.
Could be worse.

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Sill Bimmons

What a slopfest.

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Sill Bimmons

Fla. St. must be dreading that Nov. 21 tilt against Chattanooga.

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Old School Zero

The 3:15 Metaphor line is now arriving.

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2015/09/16/hot_dog_train.gif

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upforwhatever

Never understood the foot thing. Of parts of a woman’s body I find sexy, that’s damn near the last.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

A gal once asked me if I was into feet. Now granted, at the time I was answering her odd-ish query, I had no idea if she had a foot thing or not, so there was some trepidation involved.

I figured honesty was best.

Feet, when not all stank and nasty, are absolutely fine as a natural extension to the overall body (of work), just as are most other body parts. They definitely have their place in the general order of things.

That being said, I would neither wish to have feet/foot unattached to the body, nor a the remainder of the body with no feet. So yeah, feet are cool but don’t come at me with your sweaty assed feet straight outta the shoe and think I’m gonna get all swoony over those nasty things.

As it turns out, that was not the answer she was looking for.

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Sill Bimmons

#TheAgonyOfDeFeet

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ballsofsteelandfury

Smells should be completely separated from any preferences, be they boobs, legs, ass, hair, eyes, feet, whatever.

Smell itself really is its own fetish.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

A very interesting and deep POV.
Now you got me all thinking and shit.
Dammit.

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upforwhatever

69 comments.
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upforwhatever

*komments

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laserguru

I’ve been without Directv since Monday afternoon. The motherfuckers can’t send a tech out until tomorrow so I’ve been Netflixing and streamin’ all damn week.
If they don’t have this shit fixed after tomorrow, heads will roll.

What’s happening, Sexy People?

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Sill Bimmons

My laptop crashed earlier, taking my Rugby World Cup preview with it.

I have to shelve one of my trademarks because Walgreen’s has a product with the same name.

And I’m stuck with this fucking abomination of a game.

I’ve had better days, is what I’m saying.

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ballsofsteelandfury

What the hell? You’re by the beach. It’s not like there are any obstructions…

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laserguru

We did the troubleshooting thing and it’s probably the dish itself. I’ve reset the SWIM box about 14 times.
The streaming thing, while not optimum is a nice fail safe but I really prefer DVRing the game and forwarding past the commercials.
I only have so many brain cells left and I would rather destroy them with smoke and alcohol than a fucking truck commercial.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That sucks. At least the dish replacement shouldn’t cost you anything. You should also be able to view everything, including anything you have recorded, through the Directv App/Website.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Jesus! Thank God I didn’t have time to see this at work. I would have been fired by now.

Great job, as always, Martin!

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Martin

I’m making this later in the day because I’m not exposing my balls to your all’s stupidity getting you fired.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Way to take a compliment.

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King Hippo

Yes, just saw a dude in the student section with a “MASS HOLE” shirt. Or was it “MASS NOLE?”

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Sill Bimmons

They used to not number shame the college kids on penalty calls.

Wonder why that changed.

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King Hippo

officially, response to coaches’ request

sure it also helps tv, doesn’t slow things down while ref answers coach’s question as to who it was

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King Hippo

This is the “giving him the business” referee. So, hilarity may ensue from that angle.

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Sill Bimmons

Anyone up for BC/FSU?

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King Hippo

God help me, I’m feckin’ watching it.

FLY EAGLES FLY!

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Sill Bimmons

Gotta admire BC’s uniform discipline in this era of insanity.

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King Hippo

True, didn’t even Nike out for the Friday showcase.

Sadly, they also seem to have stuck with their tradition of being kinda sucky.

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Sill Bimmons

I wouldn’t say “sadly.”

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King Hippo

I wanted them to at least entertain me this evening, and I don’t particularly care for the Fightin’ Rapey Jameises.

But in the macro sense, I totes agree. I carry no brief for the Footy Jesuits.

Good luck against Manure this weekend. Not to spoil my EPL preview, but I’ve got a pro-Saints vibe.

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Enrico Pallazzo

I prefer Hillary Fudd.

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Sill Bimmons

Shelbyvillian freak.

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scotchnaut

It’s time to take this thread to the next level…

https://youtu.be/YNqKFaYppe8

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=31&v=WGOohBytKTU

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, it’s not what you think; she is a Broncos fan and this was last night:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9e03d32f24da55a88bb0afe2cef13682/tumblr_nuprm005oq1tezjkso2_400.gif

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King Hippo

Hey, Elle McPherson is a Broncomaniac ,, ppl forget that

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nomonkeyfun

So was Catherine the Great.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Both:

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ballsofsteelandfury

PLUS A DONUT! Balls-approved!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Martha’s Mac and Cheese is ridiculous…

https://youtu.be/kCRpSf7UbRE

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scotchnaut

Heat your butter before you so-tay mushrooms, ya heathens!

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scotchnaut

“I watched “Enter The Dragon” every single time I came across it on the TV.”

/the header on my tombstone

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scotchnaut

Julia just used the word “fricasee”. Last person to use that word? You guessed it-Bugs Bunny.

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ThePirateSloth

Here’s something for the ladies: http://www.dicturegallery.com/the-work/

Dicks all dressed up and ready to go out on the town! One text away!

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scotchnaut

Julia Child is doing mushrooms right now!

/uh, wait a second

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scotchnaut

I just watched a 5 minute lesson on how to chop mushrooms. I like watching the basics.

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scotchnaut

Did I say 5 minutes? It’s still going.

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John Difool

Three Toed Sloths are sexy too, just’ tryin’ to add a little diversity to Sexy Friday and make it ‘multi-creatural’

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John Difool

That turned out all wrong…

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ThePirateSloth

I totally support this idea.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey peeps; Martin also did some nice work here:
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2015/09/17/balls-of-steels-afl-beat-finals-week-one/

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey Rex; good luck this weekend against………..

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ballsofsteelandfury

This is glorious!

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scotchnaut

“State of the art mole placement on #3. But one must ask, ‘is it Soviet in nature?’.”

-Senator Joe McCarthy, 1952

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I love Sexy Friday. It reminds me to stop working and drink.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Done and done!

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Senor Weaselo

Get riggity-riggity-wrecked, son!

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