The highlight of the sporting day undoubtedly came from the Rugby World Cup where Japan, who had only won one World Cup match EVER, managed to shock perennial powerhouse South Africa in group play. As one of the commentists mentioned in King Hippo’s JV Football Thread, they are restocking underwear machines as we speak!
Here are today’s sporting scores:
English Premier League
Chelsea 2 – 0 Arsenal
AFC Bournemouth 2 – 0 Sunderland
Aston Villa 0 – 1 West Bromwich Albion
Newcastle United 1- 2 Watford
Stoke City 2 – 2 Leicester City
Swansea City 0 – 0 Everton
Manchester City 1 – 2 West Ham United
La Liga
Real Madrid 1 – 0 Granada
Valencia 0 – 0 Real Betis
Eibar 0 – 2 Atlético Madrid
Real Sociedad 2 – 3 Espanyol
Rugby World Cup
Tonga 10 – 17 Georgia
Ireland 50 – 7 Canada
South Africa 32 – 34 Japan
France 32 – 10 Italy
In honor of Japan’s shocking victory, tonight’s theme is Japanese something:
Have at it!
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So I’ve been watching that for five minutes. That’s gotta be in the permanent collection.
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PLEASE! Think of the miniature dinosaurs!
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This South Africa team, I call Jason Pierre Paul because everytime they’re about to reach pay day, they blow off their hand.
/Is watching and is about 30 minutes into the SA/Japan replay
Ginger Alert.
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http://41.media.tumblr.com/7059b0fb3229add67652c311f5917ef3/tumblr_ntybo6XCYb1svpv4oo1_1280.jpg
She’s ready.
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HEY GUYS! I FOUND IT!!
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes several of your friends are asked to leave the bar so you just go home even though you’re not as drunk as you’d like to be.
Think of it as a pregame warmup for tomorrow.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6da4bd936f918d1b6331b377e13e7795/tumblr_nuqnz8FZrt1svpv4oo1_1280.jpg
No butthole, lips, or cuttlefish visible.
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But she obviously has deep, penetrating thoughts going on.
Should we photoshop in some cuttlefish?
+Decapodiformes
Angry and sad Saban is the best Saban.
Anyone else awake or am I being left alone with moose?
Here, drink this.
I think I can trust you based on the sweater you’re wearing.
It is warm in here.
“Yes, my refrigerator is running, why?”
http://41.media.tumblr.com/93063e84a470db365211d093590e3b7c/tumblr_nuiup3igi91u7pgdeo1_1280.jpg
The steering wheel is on the wrong si…………..
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“Just hanging out on the roof, what are you doing?”
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I think I see the octopus.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/924913a0d1715d7f73b74d8974b243ae/tumblr_nuxto08wpT1u1h485o1_1280.jpg
There is a squid out there.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/4627e979dc7d796d57e4459be37e838c/tumblr_nuhpkbdtzY1rc9mw1o1_1280.jpg
Men. Oh MEN. I just drank a lot of bourbon and am stumbling home. Odds I wake the lady friend and catch some shit? High.
Woooo! Alabama goes down!
So to speak.
Wooo score one for the nerds!
I thought they were already given their props this week for making a clock
So 3 minutes, 6-point game… way too much time for Bama, isn’t it.
As I hit send, game-ending pick. Excellent call, me.
That Coker kid may not know math after that hit. Yikes.
So much Ole Miss Derp though.
Also, this game is ridiculously long
College football broadcasts have more padding than The Battle of the Five Armies.
Sorry about that. Post fixed
I appreciate it.
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Nice to see Ole Miss rebound after a couple of quick scores from Alabama
God damnit Ole Miss, get your shit together.
An early American aficionado of the genre.
That was supposed to be Peggy Olson walking into McCann with Bert’s painting.
Wait, we’re calling tentacle porn allowable? I mean, I know in Japan they seem to censor full vag, but still, really?
It’s a drawing. I figure that makes it allowable. Plus, it’s considered art. And there are no dongs going in.
I’ll allow it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcTm93YztSg
No, no, no tentacle porn. What? I can’t believe I even have to say that.
Give the monkeys the keys to the banana plantation and you are surprised when things get weird?
Well, I can edit whatever. I just can’t believe I’d have to. I’m not surprised, just fucking annoyed.
Was it the gif? I think it might have been the gif.
Read your email.
Oooops!
I see no way this ends badly for you personally Balls. None at all!
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna miss jean shorts.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7425c4d96ba0e29375545a880293caf0/tumblr_nuxvfw78i01r7rm36o1_1280.jpg
Tightie whities.
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But she’s wearing them wro- oh! Never mind.
Turning fall here, so here is the beach.
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Martin might show up drunk and pissed. USC last tonight at home to Stanford…
I’ve benched C.J and Gore this week in favor of Ivory and Sankey. Nice little reminder of what entropy does to the human body.
Skanky can be good, just make sure you have protection.
Is this thing on?
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Cheers!
Tell me I’m not the only one who just saw that “play” by Mississippi State.
Dianna Dors Adjusting Her Top …..
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Late night Debbie.
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You know when the water pressure is much more than you expected?
http://36.media.tumblr.com/ff7b2df1af9c492518ac0d71aa99e6bf/tumblr_ndfkwwmLaB1rnbekgo1_1280.jpg
Balls is a pervert; I am so glad to have some sick fuck company in the wave of weirdness.
Right there with you, Moose!
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The detail in the animation is incredible.