Instant Hippo (Hungover) Thoughts

Playing Detroit is both fun and terrifying! A good workout for the liver.

Don’t look now, but the Footy Cardinals just might be the best team in the NFL (we choose not to acknowledge a certain group of Satan-aligned Massholes). I am of the opinion that David Johnson is a far superior back to the oft-injured Ellington and the dessicated corpse of CJ2K (appreciated the fantasy contribution yesterday, though – I was a desparate Hippo), but it’s hard to argue with results. Steve Keim, take a bow.

The clock struck midnight for Doopy Pantz. There’s some hilarity potential if Jerral enters Cassel-vania territory. At least with writers much more talented than me.

Would you look at all that Raider competence? Just winning, without public dysfunction or criminiality (or Darius Heyward-Bey). Al Davis must be rolling over in his grave (as if anyone believes he’s really dead, or not-undead). They could easily be a playoff team, either wildcard or division winner if the Donks’ high-wire act falters.

Buffalo certainly went all-in on the fan service this Sunday, after a disappointing engagement with the Massholes. Miami should be fucking embarrased, but it’s hard to shame anyone in/from that town.

The Jets became self-aware. Sorry Lord Revisisle.

Really, how bad must David Fales be? How does Jimmeh “Emu” Clausen still have even a clipboard job? Does nobody watch film?

Cam Newton is quietly having an MVP season for the Panthers. 3-0 with a team full of replacement players, and he’s never been better. Hee hee, fuck you, PK.

No more, NFL. NO MORE 10-3 Red Zone splits. Jeebus, that 4:00 window.