“Late in the evening the American Football Fan, awash in a sea of carbohydrates and intoxicants, settles down for the evening. Its energy is spent and the couch sings its siren song-few can resist. Those that have already found their way back to their lair begin to go over-in what could be called their minds-the things they’ll type on blog sites or shout into phones during call-in shows the following day.”
Dal @ NO: Good news for the Cowboys-Ingram is not Devonta Freeman and Spiller isn’t anyone at this point. Dallas should be able to put Taylor Swift behind this O-Line and get 75 yards out of her. The only concern would be the song she inevitably comes out with detailing the lack of support Weeden gave her and that she has to move on now. Can you see the despair in Brees’ eyes as he surveys the diseased deathscape that is the Saints roster? The one that reminds him of New Orleans post-Katrina?
Garbage points for the garbage gods.
BWWAWAAHAHAWWAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA@WAWAWAWWAAA&*^&A^AYJAJAJMHJHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!
And the kickers have gone full. JEEBUS.
Shouldn’t Romo have a bubble around him?
Another kicker, another case of Scobees
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Totally karma for Payton giving away my GODDAMNED INGRAM TOUCHDOWN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my god
Please send me your fives
You are a wizard!
Gladly. send me your bank account # and I’ll wire it to you.
Get it from the Nigerian prince and/or your mom
Fucking warlock over here, y’all.
Fucking warlock over here, y’all.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fake it! Fake it for our amusement!
If I’m Dallas I’d be laying on the RB and not calling time-outs.
Hey, why is Dallas using timeouts at all? Why have they used even one timeout?
I just got back so I am rooting for a shank like every other game today. Only person rooting for OT
I’d love OT.
Tiime for a crushing INT here to make all of us laugh.
I hate this fucking game…
Is it too much to ask for extra derp? Not OT, just more derp.
What? Why?
The Romobyl contamination has spilled over into the defense.
$5 they miss the field goal
Can’t say I saw THAT coming. WHEE!!!!!!!!!!
Welp, that’s the game. Great downfield coverage there boys.
Holy shit Cowboys.
shitshitshit….
Hmmmm if only they had a timeout left
I’m coming in late. Breeze is out today, right?
and I spelled that just wrong
He praiseworthy Breezus only just now showed up.
Let’s not forget that just before the TD Cris said he’d be surprised if the Cowboys went to anyone but Witten or Beasley.
Good reminder, that pass denied us Cassel Magic.
I don’t feel bad about laughing at the idea of Brandon Weeden leading a 91-yard drive at all, for the record.
WHO’S GOT THE DOOPY PANTZ NOW, HUH?
Welp. I hope the Doktor passed out.
Lovie Smith just woke up and started smiling.
Andy Reid called that one in, no doubt.
Fuck you Cris!
-Calvin Johnson
Go for two you pussies.
Last time out to ice the PAT!?!? Pretty dumb ass move there.
Icing the goddamned extra point??
Is that our first XP icing of the season?
What the fuck NO?
uh
I love this fucking game!!
/yeah, I know they can still blow it.
breaux breaux breaux breaux breaux
seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JJ just climaxed.
You have to be shitting me.
Come on Dallas, you know you can miss this extra point.
Oh god. That would be amazing. Dallas +3!
DOOOOOOOP!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WEEDEN PASS LANDS ON FUCKING RECEIVER