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What’s on your mind? Me? Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” has been on my brain for the last two weeks. I sure as hell am not going to tell you that it’s the song of all songs-it’s just there. Every day. It is god damn relentless. If someone could distract me while I attempt to watch an entire Blue Jays game for the first time in 25 years, that would be great. Seriously, what are you up to?
Your Very First Monday Afternoon Open Thread
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Goodnight fellas. Have to be up in 4 1/2 hrs. Must be ready for game 4 tomorrow night.
The Golden Age of CPAP porn?
God is a mean bastard.
One of the worst Stiller defeats of my youth was at the hands of the Chargers 35–7 in 1979.
Woo.
LET US APPRECIATE OTHER CULTURES:
Our Glorious Leader-in-Exile on one of his factfinding tours abroad.
Baloney. That’s photoshopped.
Here is a higher resolution; if it is it is the best shop in the world; the detail to get the face through the loose plastic wrap would take days.
http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/food/happy-variety-meats.jpg
I’m really starting to hate football a little bit.
Gah!!!
Quick someone get me the bleach eyeball mister.
Walks around with fellow blind DFOers past Catholic school.
“See children. If you masturbate you will become blind like those perverts out.”
All blind DFOers yell out in unison, “hey I resemble that remark.”
I didn’t get one for Christmas either.
What an open-minded place!
On the other hand they are oddly specific as to occupation and hobby.
I almost wish I could check more of that list off.
I think I can stretch to get three.
But I do agree skateboarders should wind up in hell.
Well, they didn’t mention compulsive masturbaters. I’m in!
(Note: I jerked off twice while writing this)
Damn, I need one of those. It’s too legit.
A Song of Munsters and Equity
Gomez was a reefer addict. That explains so much about him.
No doubt who the father is, at least.
STEELER NATION!! BABY!!
Sorry.
That was a damn Steeler home game; have the SD fans already moved the Bolts to LA?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/73c317aa31237c439f08b0a6412bc912/tumblr_nvxii99WOB1s01qkyo1_500.gif
The last time the Steelers played in San Diego (incidentally also a MNF game), it was the same way. I was at that game and it totally felt like a home game. We won that one on a last second field goal.
PK says WEIRD.
I was wearing my jersey. Tomlin just decided to go with another 5′ 8″ guy that night to return kicks for zero yards.
A guy with a powerful beer game, a guy with the stamina TO FINISH ALL THE FUCKIN’ FRIES IN THE BASKET!!
It’s so sad that I probably can’t do either. Substitute Crystal Light and carrot sticks, and I’m your man!
/instantly regrets making this admission.
Without mixing it with water, bitches!
Oddly enough I’ve returned zero yards for kicks………., man.
Just givin’ ya a hard time, but the “we” stuff. It sounded like that and you confirmed it.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/c3d858e3921c3907c11d057139e17c94/tumblr_nvwp2bYqCg1qd479ro1_1280.jpg
Yeah, I know. I catch myself doing it sometimes. To be fair, I also use the phrase “We suck bslls
Balls
aaaaaaaaaaaaand B.S.L.L.S.!!
Holy shit, boys! That was… something.
Yep.
Oh, the octopi are not safe tonight…
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Nighters all…see ya Sunday.
For Romobyl:
PERFECT!!!!
WOW THE FUCKING OW
Still shaking my head.
Helluva final two minutes.
I always saw Boss Todd in a Firebird for some reason. Maybe it’s the screaming chicken on the hood.
NO METS YOU DO NOT PLAY SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON EVER!
Make that 13-4.
11-4, Mets.
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK ON BOLTMAN??
Boltman has entered a realm that neither time nor sunlight can enter.
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