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What’s on your mind? Me? Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” has been on my brain for the last two weeks. I sure as hell am not going to tell you that it’s the song of all songs-it’s just there. Every day. It is god damn relentless. If someone could distract me while I attempt to watch an entire Blue Jays game for the first time in 25 years, that would be great. Seriously, what are you up to?
Your Very First Monday Afternoon Open Thread
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Oh damn missed a Rivers freakout closeup.
I’m sure there will be more.
Floyd had 7 yards but he decided to run backwards and only get 2
Lawrence Timmons: pretty badass for a 3-4 ILB.
So, OSZ, Sunday, huh.
More like SUNDAY HUH WHAT HUH FUCK YOU
Guhhhhhhhh
Is it bad that I’m rooting for a Chargers TD so I get the tiebreaker score right for the DFO pools?
Steelers getting check downed to death.
So how many John Rockers is Chase Utley to Mets fans?
He has reached Potvin levels of NYC hatred.
For a shitty team, the Giants sure get a lot of prime time games.
The same could be said for the Stillers…
Both have a nationwide following of portly, frustrated, loud fans.
They only fucking show 6 teams on primetime.
“Because fuck you, Giants fans, that’s why”
Feeling extremely optimistic about Extra Drinking Period tonight.
For me it’s just Extra Wasting Weed Period.
Please end in regulation, game.
That turf is wetter than a cucumber in a women’s prison.
Rivers threw that ball down like it was an unbaptised child.
Despair all ye infidels.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wUxEvPz9OdQ/VJZyd4mO2qI/AAAAAAAAw8M/rTC5CDbQsiU/s1600/giphy.gif
I thought sorcery was frowned upon in Christianity?
I think you guys should be nicer to Markus Hweaton.
So that just happened
annnnnddddd just like magic, this shit game is great. FOOTBAW!!!!!!
That just happened.
Oh, I think we can still criticize Mike Vick, Gruden. I think we can do that for YEARS.
welp
Uh…
That movie and its sequel are criminally underrated.
We’re gonna get you down, and down safe.
I don’t know about the sequel, but “Airplane!” is consistently listed as one of the funniest movies of all time.
“Could Landry Jones be any worse?”
— Said no one ever until Oct. 12, 2015 at 11:06 PM EDT.
Fuck you Keyshawn.
Wheeeeee
Noooooo
Holy shit this Papa Johns commercial!
“Ladies, do you hate it when your husband plays dress up with your daughters because he looks like a cross dressing tranny who you wouldn’t want to bang? Give him our shitty pizza with some hot sauce and he’ll be a man again!”
Served up some homemade gyros with pita and rice pilaf for victuals tonight. I you don’t have a decent Greek joint nearby ( I do, but it’s closed this late), it’s worth a shot. A grill with a rotisserie is a must.
The city’s best Gyros place is a few blocks away from my place. Packgirl loves that place. She got me liking gyros too
Did Rivers punch his throwing glove?
A happy Rivers is a pissed off Rivers.
Antonio Gates is going to be the first player in NFL history to go into the Hall of Fame as a power forward.
SHUT UP ABOUT RIVERS GRUDEN HE’S PUT UP 17 POINTS ON A BOTTOM 10 DEFENSE
But he’s so impressive!
Thrown three TD’s this game. I mean honestly…he is responsible for the majority of both team’s points.
FUCK YOU CAMERAMAN
Rut roh
ODB woulda caught that with his pinkie finger alone.
FLOOOOOOAAAATTTTTTTT
Every time they show Woodhead, they should quick cut to Jon Favruea from Rudy saying, “HE’S SO LITTLE!!!!”
“He’s so little”
– Deanna Favre, c 1989
Woodhead can average 6 y/c but Gordon can barely stay positive.
The lunchpail adds 6 yards imo
I hate that little fucker.
*gritty fucker
I’m one 3 and out from watching Dancing With the Stars my wife saved on the DVR cable device.
The Mets crowd is bloodthirsty. They’ve been chanting “We want Utley,” all night.
Fuck Utley with a broken axe handle.
Hey man, he’s always good for a game of catch with his biggest fan.
Fuck Utley with a sharp axe head. Then maybe shove a rusty hammer up there.
I’ve been watching all night waiting for something to happen and I hate baseball.
Unlike a Yankees crowd, a Mets crowd really WILL cut a fucker.
True story: I used to go to Mets games in Philly just looking for fights. I once walked up on six guys shouting horrible, racial things to a kid and his mom as they walked by, kicked someone’s feet off their own cooler, reach in for a beer, and cracked it. No one said a word. Fuck Philly fans. Mets fans? I’d be part of the new Meadowlands I did that shit to them.
Damn straight. Our stadium isn’t filled with a bunch corporate banker fuckheads.
As much as I hate to say it we’re the dirt Jets.
We just don’t ask women to show their tits.
I used to live a block away from the best Mexican restaurant in the Philly area.
God I miss that place.
I moved to my new neighborhood in no small part because of the abundant authentic Mexican food. It’s essential for quality of life
Sigh. What’s the #1 migraine trigger after aspartame? EVERYTHING that’s in Mexican food. High end, low end, same difference. 48 hours of agony.
Being alive is the fucking worst, man.
Are you allergic to good things?
pretty much, yeah. At least 90% of good things make me puke, give me a migraine, or both.
FANTASTIC for weight loss, though.
I’m north of Philly and we have a bunch of good ones here. I’m rather pleased by that.
I live in the cradle of Tex-Mex…and take advantage of that frequently.
I had a place outside of Baltimore. Best beef tongue tacos I have had in my life.
/flips to Raw, sees some Taker/Lesnar montage
*2 hours later
/flips to Raw and the SAME Lesnar/Taker montage is on.
I’ll just assume they’ve played the same thing on loop for hours.
WHY DON’T I REMEMBER THIS!?!??!?
Since we are talking lawyer assholes, the single biggest one I’ve dealt with (in practice since 1998) has been a Chicagoan, from just this past summer. In general, though, BASTAHN is reliably the worst. The NY types are assholes, but more in the abrupt way, instead of the snide, rub your nose in it fashion.
That car makes absolutely no goddamn sense.
Professional drivers on closed course. Under no circumstances should you attempt to drive our cars.
Is this what we were begging for all spring?
Just proves we’re all masochists.
Even with all the quality teevee in my DVR…I will miss this slop tomorrow. Miss it BAD.
Eight passing yards since the first quarter. Can we switch to a high school or Pop Warner game now?
Did San Diego just score points? I swear I’m watching and am wondering why the Chargers just kicked off
Last 3 suicide picks: Texans, Chargers, Giants. Still alive! I’m thinking Vikings or Jets next week. I’m approaching this like Christopher Walken in Deer Hunter.
Dri Archer: Still pointless
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