What’s on your mind? Me? Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” has been on my brain for the last two weeks. I sure as hell am not going to tell you that it’s the song of all songs-it’s just there. Every day. It is god damn relentless. If someone could distract me while I attempt to watch an entire Blue Jays game for the first time in 25 years, that would be great. Seriously, what are you up to?
“Gutting lost for the Chargers”
That seems like a regular theme each season…
Hookers of Tijuana beware! This would be the same warning even if Pitt lost.
Every dog has its day
Wow San Diego sucks.
That was such a dumb play. And yet it works.
BECAUSE FUCKING BELL
It really was one hell of an effort.
THIS JUST IN…
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Well, I think the arm actually kept Bell’s knee up.
Somehow Boss Todd’s dumb play call still works???
Wow. Tuned in just in time.
Am I watching Welsh soccer. Coach Howell pulled a pitcher to bring a Howell in relief.
Whoa.
Fuuuuuuuuck. That’s a bummer.
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Sweet Christ.
Fail planebreak?
His knee was down first!
Nah
first replay, thought so, second he was in.
Once i saw the replay, i think you are right
We’ve replaced Mike Tomlin with Robots Fighting Dinosaurs. Apparently we all noticed.
Nah. There was no #dinoflip
For the record, I would NAWT have done fucking wildcat
“I would have thrown a quick slant to the tight end in traffic.” –Petey C.
And somehow, someone will call Tomlin a genius for it tomorrow morning.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
How many things are you contemplating breaking right now?
Holy shit
That was ballsy.
It WAS, because of the media. But the math is clear. It’s better than a 50/50 play.
Holy fuck.
$20 says they fuck it up.
They tried to fuck it up!
If you can’t get an inch, you don’t deserve to win.
Give it to Le’Veon. Win or lose. Better chance than OT.
OhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeez
Love the three inch personal foul penalty.
Watch boss todd fuck this up.
And suddenly we have a game.
Holy FUCKBALLS this game
It has a very Jets feeling to it. I feel your pain.
oh, gotta go for it.
This is interesting…
Hgfkhgkgfdkgkgfxkgfx
Did he sic a dog on you Jon?
Wow. Vick runs like shit these days, and STILL SD couldn’t bring him down.
Oh yeah…Michael Vick can run really fast…
I weep for Steeler fantasy owners other than Bell owners.
Antonio Brown owners must be near suicide.
Tie, Mrs. Rivers should get her tubes tied.
Underthrown? That implies it was near the river. That ball was five full yards behind him.
FWIW, this chick does my local CBS sports now:
http://wp.clicrbs.com.br/primetime/files/2013/04/Tessa-Barrera.jpg
I would watch the hell out of that channel.
Is she any good? Or is it because the producer penetrated her A gap?
She’s actually rather…tiresome.
Does she wear that while on the job?
Le’Veon Bell should put out a highlight reel as a workout video.
I put enough body English on a Bell run to make my sides hurt.
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I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
It’s a good sign that Vick needs to slowly look up the offtackle plays for the 2-minute drill.
Q: Why is Michael Vick always losing his money?
A: Because he hates keeping in the pocket.
The game is now in BOSS TODD’s and Ookie’s hands?
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I don’t care how formulaic it was, I loved House. One of the few American shows to have a truly reprehensible lead character, and he said some of the funniest shit to people. What a wonderful prick.
House wouldn’t last a day in a real hospital, whatever his genius.
Doctors are boring and doctor shows are fucking ridiculous.
Oh, I’m aware it was possibly the most unrealistic medical show of all time (what hospital is gonna keep a guy on staff who MAYBE treats a patient a week?), but he was a fun character.
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I will play two hand touch with her… Then forget and just tackle anyway.
We deserved a better Laserface for that.
I fell a sleep. anyone mind filling me in on how the Steelers scored last?
Long pass to Not Antonio Brown.
Vick to Wheaton 72 yards.
Former goalkeeper field GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
fuuuu
Timmons thought it was an errant balloon floating by his head.