Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and have 3 picks when the TE has been targeted. On the other side, Olsen accounts for just over 30% of the team’s receiving yards, leads the team in targets and is playing against a squad that allows an 81% completion rate to the TE. Lynch is listed as questionable with a hamstring but is expected to play. He’s gonna get battered in what figures to be a very physical game. (aren’t they all?) The Hawks have had some problems closing things out-they’ve allowed almost as many points (48) in the 4th as they have in the other 3 quarters combined (50).
SD @ GB: Any plans to move the Chargers to L.A. will have to be discussed with the Packers. Why? Because with a 9-1 record against San Diego it would seem as though Green Bay owns them. You can count on Rivers throwing a pick today-not because the opposing D is so good (though it is) but because he has done so in ten of the last eleven. The winner of the “Right Time, Right Place” award goes to James Jones. The guy that was cut by the G-men and came back to the fold and leads the team with 394 yards and 5 TD’s. Gordon may be in for a good game-GB has handed 141 yds. to Forte and 159 to Gurley. However, this looks like a done deal for the Pack. Football Outsiders has them ranked as 5th (offense) 4th (defense) and 3rd (overall) best team in the NFL. Add to that the fact that Rodgers is 48-10 at home…well, you do the math.
Bal @ SF: Our third and final battle this week featuring 1-win teams. Yay! If Forsett’s ankle can’t go the Ravens RB situation looks like rook Javorius Allen and 3 undrafted FA’s, one of which (Terrence Magee) has been with the team for three whole weeks! The other two are Akeem Hunt and Raheem Mostert. I’d make the old joke that they couldn’t even get arrested in this town but they have minority status and it is Baltimore. Time to shine, guys. It’s almost like one Raymond Rice is dead to the Ravens. Remember that vaunted Baltimore D?-Carr (351 yds.), Dalton (388) and McCown (457!) certainly didn’t when they played against them earlier in the year. Kaep, you’re next.
At least Seattle lost today.
Blah.
Packers win. 1 more Lizzy Caplan gif. This means nothing I just liked her being an asshole.
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Jesus…managed to sleep through fucking everything.
Did I miss much from the 4pm games on?
Nope
How is GB-SD still going on?
Woops
Chargers didnt want it bad enough.. thats why they lost.
No, it was a lack of grit.
500+ yards and only score 20 points, fuck off SD
Ball goes to Woodhead every other play except when it would have been a TD.
If Woodhead were black, he’s gotta come back to that ball.
Well, River me timbers….
Andy Reid: “Kick the field goal boys”
A draw play with Woodhead. Brilliant!
Goddamnit
WOODHEAD AIN’T THAT GRITTY TO POUND UP THE MIDDLE
Not against a bigger grittier whitier Mathews.
O/U Number of “Be Right Back; Gotta Go Deflate My Balls” responses to eye candy pictures tonight: 12.5
Under, we’re better than that. I’m not, but some of the rest of us are, shirley.
What are these play calls?
Rivers ain’t slow. Bootleg him out.
A former Buffalo Bills QB is our offensive coordinator
What the fuck is Tivers doing there
WOODHEAD WAS SO OPEN GOD
WIN ONE FOR WEDDLE
Rivers to Gates for the TD. Calling my shot now
It’s a high percentage bet
Close…
xii) I think I like that Rodgers wears a Gatorade towel on his head. He played hard and that’s his own little look at the end.
xiii) I think Cam Newton is the ultimate n1@@er f@gg0t
Oh, it’s a PK thing. Got it.
“They’ll never beat us if we only let them gain ten yards and stop the clock on each play!”
– Mike McCarthy, apparently
Let’s see a nice Rivers floaterception to end this off. Fuck overtime in the sphincter with a rusty razor.
“They’ll never see the blitz coming this time!!!”
-Dom Capers, every play of his career
Still better than the Bears old defense
“Ok, 3rd and 1. Cover 2 with everyone playing 10 yards off the line of scrimmage”
– Lovie
San Diego has a one-dimensional offense and we’re still carving up yards. WHAT A COUNTRY!
Holy balls, Antonio Gates.
Prevent defense is stupid and pointless when time is not a factor.
http://i.imgur.com/OxXatxM.jpg
HAPPILY
Ya know, a guy should be able to pass out for an hour or two and come back to a normal world-what’s with this “San Diego making it close” bizness?
So SD is driving to tie the Packers. You should stop watching that. Who cares? Packers are gonna win the NFC North and no one should care about the Chargers. Watch Party Down instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPfiX6uhQY
This girl is in it
http://i.imgur.com/yqKGnAd.gif
Nice job giving away 20+ yards in two plays, Green Bay.
I KNOW RIGHT?
Dummies may give you preliminary data, but you can never be sure until you use real people. That’s how the Germans do it.
http://i.imgur.com/lbAzcEd.gif
“DIS EXHIBIT IST CLOSED!”
I never noticed how the steering column goes through the driver
Fourth Reich Motors just hasn’t been the same since it was renamed to Volkswagen.
Dilemma time: Would you rather have your favorite team advance to the championship with a 30% chance of winning against your most hated rival, OR would you rather have your favorite team lose in the semifinals to a neutral team that is GUARANTEED to beat your most hated rival in the final?
Defeat the rival. Burn it all down.
nerdpick: it’s unlikely that your most hated rival would be in the other conference, so you would be unlikely to meet them in the championship.
http://i.imgur.com/xf70wVW.png
BURN IT ALL
OKAY CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP SHEESH
Now I want the Packers to lose.
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Horatio left Rivers on the bench
That’s an abortion of fantasy football.
I hear that Janis is really two faced
NERRRRRRRD
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For those of you expecting to see 60 Minutes, you are a septuagenarian.
Nobody actually “expects” to see 60 Minutes. They just hope to live long enough for another week’s episode.
For those of you expecting to see 60 Minutes, your doctor called and said your heart is not healthy enough for sex.
For those of you expecting to see 60 minutes, you can count on eight minutes of actual action.
Hmm. That’s six minutes more than I usually manage.
Rivers taken from behind? He doesn’t go for that.
At least, not outside of the bath house.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2658756/no-can-do-o.gif
No can do.
Got it.
Turn on the #hottake machine
Ron Jeremy fucks the Ravens.
I’m sure there is an exciting game going on but still not caring. Enjoy some Karen Gillan dancing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FaPU5AZU_s
Don’t mind if I do!
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Checks out, his name IS Rick Sanchez.
Thanks Cowher for clarifying that Seattle blew leads…after having leads.
Well, they could have been strap-on leads.
Nice catch, Gates.
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– Riley Cooper, after seeing an African-American solicitor turned away from his gated community.
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I have to post this scene, to completely show Data’s awesomeness in this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoN0NhO-Mm8
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!
*Me too
How do I post a photo from my computer to the comments?
Siri, how to post photos?
It’s a pretty big pain in the ass. Best bet is probably just to upload to an image-hosting service and posting the link.
Staples
Option A: Post your IP Address and Network Key on the Internet and we’ll find the file ourselves.
Option B: Post the picture on the internet somewhere and copy the link.
Your choice.
I don’t think you can. Go back to wherever you downloaded it from, and post the link.
That’s what I do.
http://i.minus.com/iFFgnxlO34HeU.gif
I screenshotted it.
Get an Imgur account. Upload to your Imgur account and then post from there. It’s pretty easy.
Actually, after you have uploaded to your Imgur account, you select your uploaded image, copy the “Direct Link” address, and post that address in the comment field. This also strips off the meta-data from your original image.
I’m still hungry, so I want to eat more. But I don’t want to cook just *one* more bacon-wrapped cheddarwurst; that seems like a waste of propane. But I’m not sure I’m hungry enough to eat two.
leftovers.
Leftover bacon is an affront to the pig gods.
waste it.
America #1
The sad part is that I feel like I haven’t seen any NFL QB throw so many long passes as Cam did in like forever.
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