It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread

Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has a strong pass D and Philly is without Agholor(?) (pronounced “Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted”) and a banged-up Cooper. The Panthers run game is strong but the Eagles D should be up to the task. However Ginn, Cotchery and Funchess constitute a WRBC (wide receiver by committee) that gets things done. Maybe it’s time to take Cam a bit more seriously-he seems to have reined in his worst instincts and put it all together. Also, he does have an Olsen at TE-a guy who no one seems to have an answer for if he’s targeted enough times.

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Brick Meathook
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook
Doktor Zymm

Also, I’m totally justified in skipping the gym yesterday, since the police have just issued an armed robbery warning for the area. Ugh. Local news is really depressing. I’m going to bed now.

nomonkeyfun

If you want o be safe you should move to Detroit or Camden.

Doktor Zymm

I used to hold a lit cigarette and pretend I smoked, because the idea that I could burn a potential assailant made me feel safe. Now, I take Fillipino martial arts lessons, and the idea that I could break the arm of a potential assailant makes me feel safe. Both are shit against a hand gun though..

Big Black Richard

Filipino martial arts is old and busted. Papua New Guinean martial arts is the new hotness. But still shit against a handgun.

Brick Meathook
Doktor Zymm

I actually really like the point boob aesthetic. I used to have a vintage bra that did the pointy boob thing, but unsurprisingly, it was old and didn’t last.

Brick Meathook
Doktor Zymm

A tourist has finally been stabbed. Maybe now they’ll up the police force and curb the crime epidemic. Probably not though.

WCS

Was/is said tourist black? Because no one will care. If said tourist is/was white, Fox News will demand 39 Congressional investigations as to why Obama not only knew it was happening, but, why he personallyheld the police back the entire time.

ballsofsteelandfury

Sadly, this.

Doktor Zymm

English, and dating a woman who is probably above the societal norm for attractiveness. I’ve already been gearing up to vote against my alderman, but it’s debatable if this will galvanize anyone who wasn’t already galvanized.

Brick Meathook

I’ve come to realize that I am the JV Moose. When the top guy is out, second-banana fills in. That’s me.

ballsofsteelandfury

Next man up! The standard is the standard.

– Mike Tomlin

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You are at best Brandon Oliver. 3rd string and only useful in Sills 20 person league, but still dropped 5 times by week 7

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sorry immediately, hope you know I think the world of you, just wanted to make a stupid joke.

Brick Meathook

I’ll take any internet validation I can. Did you know that I once met Frankie Avalon?

Doktor Zymm

Greg Hardy, not having perfect behavior? SHOCKING.

Brick Meathook
WhyEaglesWhy

The Cowboys are still going to win this division by two games. UGH.

ballsofsteelandfury

This is sadly true.

Romonobyl

^^^^^THIS^^^^^^

Doktor Zymm

Summary. [*Redacted] s narrowly beat the Buccs with the biggest comeback in franchise history. Neutral. The Cowboys hilariously derp off a game to the Giants. Positive. The Eagles use a combination of derp and meh to lose to the Panthers. Also positive.

I start drinking late, but make up for it with a late run on the whiskey, and don’t have to wake up until 6:45 tomorrow? Priceless.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I pity you for having to care about the NFC East. And this comes from a Bears fan so I immediately apologize for being too mean

Doktor Zymm

The Bears have become my second team, because living in Chicago. It’s not an ideal situation.

ballsofsteelandfury

How was the Halloween party? Apologies if you already mentioned it elsewhere.

Doktor Zymm

I didn’t actually. It turned out to be a swingers party. I didn’t partake, as I judged most of the people who enjoyed my boobs/underwear to be creepy, but I got to see a lot of strangers bone.

Brick Meathook

???????

WCS

Sie Doktor is really the lady Forrest McNeil.

ballsofsteelandfury

That is both hilarious and awesome. My main question, interestingly enough, is: How did you get invited to a swingers party?

Moonbatting Average

That escalated quickly

ballsofsteelandfury

No shit.

Doktor Zymm

They were really very nice people. And some very creative cosumes! I learned that a single woman attending such a party is referred to as a “unicorn.” So apparently I shit ice cream. Still not gonna eat it though.

ballsofsteelandfury

I guarantee the majority of those in attendance would have gladly eaten your poop ice cream.

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/najix-the-ice-cream-crapping-taco.jpg

nomonkeyfun

Let’s face our Frau Doktor, you are the DFO unicorn as well.
But we have a bit of respect for you.

Lothar of the Hill People

This deserves its own post, you know.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m still shocked that Kelly thought Bradford was better than Noles. Noles must have banged his daughter. In the ass. On the Thanksgiving dinner table. Twice.

WhyEaglesWhy

THERE IS NO GOD

Old School Zero

THERE IS ONLY BLEERGH

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So was TWD any good tonight? The only update we got was WCS saying lots of deaths. Gonna watch either way just curious

WCS

Wifey cried, so I’ll leave it at that. Of course, never believe anything I say (type?).

nomonkeyfun

My mother, wants to know what I do on Sundays when I tell her I have to get off the phone. Should I let her know about you band of degenerates. Or should I just tell her that shoot smack into my arm .

Old School Zero

Just tell her you’re hanging out with make it snow. She’s familiar.

Brick Meathook

Tell her you like to go down to the bus station and give hand jobs. For free.

Doktor Zymm

Tutoring at risk youth. That’s arguably true.

nomonkeyfun

I think I’ll go with Brick’s suggestion. I believe that will be the most acceptable option to her.
She would be disgusted by OSZ”s opinion. Zymm, she wouldnKt believe that shit with me, unless I was teaching kids how to make a gravity bong.

Old School Zero

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Brick Meathook
Sill Bimmons

It’s astonishing how far medicine has come in the last 60 years.

Brick Meathook

I know. Doctors don’t wear pince-nez glasses anymore, but I have no idea why.

Doktor Zymm

Why are they singing Sweet Caroline? It’s not inherently a bad song, but the Red Sox associations make me say Ew.

WCS

And Pitt.

Sill Bimmons

Whatever.

Sill Bimmons

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Old School Zero

Caroline-uh?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah, Hearing that song after the mouth eyes… Looking for the gasoline to go allow with my lighter

Croooow

Iowa State does it too, if you can believe that.
Fortunately, it doesn’t have to be played often…

nomonkeyfun

The New York fucking Mets do the same Godamn Mother Fucking Cocksucking shit head, asshole thing.

Doktor Zymm

Still better than PK says.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Oh #56, you’re not Kam ….

Doktor Zymm

Nope nope nope. The Panthers attempting a field goal is not gonna result in an Eagles win. Not really that dicey.

Romonobyl

Feels like a Thursday.

Sill Bimmons

Kicks don’t get blocked you asshole Collinsworth.

WhyEaglesWhy

BREAKING NEWS: The Eagles sign Edward Scissorhands to shore up the WR corps.

makeitsnowondem

What’s this shit about not kicking the field goal?

Sill Bimmons

Collinsworthian assholery.

Doktor Zymm

Timing the out. A valuable football type skill.

makeitsnowondem

Oh good, I’m just in time.

Old School Zero

HI HI HI HI HOW ARE YOU HI HI HI HI HI HI

http://i49.tinypic.com/2v3674p.jpg

Brick Meathook
WCS

“As a doctor who smokes three packs of Camels a day, I can say I love their smoothness, and they have no long-lasting side effects!”

Doktor Zymm

In the spirit of Romonobyl’s eye bleach, here’s a baby panther :
http://cutearoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Panther-2.jpg

Sill Bimmons

oh fuck it

WhyEaglesWhy

When Bradford doesn’t resign with the Eagles next year, he needs to make it plain that it was HIS decision.

hippofant

Honestly, both Bradford and Foles are badly underperforming compared to last year. Gotta wonder if it’s a scheme or transition issue. Or just Bradford’s receivers dropping everything like the ball’s on fire.

Doktor Zymm

Look at those divots in the turf. If I was a freezing Scottish family I would know where to go for fuel.

nomonkeyfun

Really shouldn’t that be about the Irish.
But I guess no one wants the Irish.

Old School Zero

MILES AUSTIN! YOUR TEETH CANNOT SAVE YOU!

Old School Zero
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Just gonna set myself on fire so I can forget that image

Gratliff

AHAHAHAHA OF COURSE IT IS YOU CUNT

King Hippo

WOO!!!!

WhyEaglesWhy

This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse: The Eagles are 1 game out of first place and hold the tiebreaker.

Romonobyl
Sill Bimmons

I really, really hate Carrie Underwood’s voice.

It’s tha aural equivalent of a rusty machete.

King Hippo

Female bro country

nomonkeyfun

HUH? I don’t understand teh football anymore?

Col. Duke LaCross

Jared Allen can eat all the dicks.

Romonobyl

Just like the other Jared tried to do.

Doktor Zymm

It’s a lovely feeling to take your bra off and watch Bradford be sacked at the exact same moment.

nomonkeyfun

Be careful what you say amongst us degenerates.

Romonobyl

That’s so untrue!! Oh, and pics or it didn’t happen.

Old School Zero

ALL IS BLEERGH

Doktor Zymm

One of these days the ref is just going to burp loudly into the microphone and that’s going to be the play call.

blackroseMD1

The accompanying hand signal will be the dismissive wank gesture.

WhyEaglesWhy

This game is ending exactly as it deserves to.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Why is the “pass tipped” gesture the same as “make it rain” gesture?
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Defensive Back Mike Wallace
King Hippo

I really didn’t think that a “no penalty” call was challengable

Sill Bimmons

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King Hippo

How is that catchable in any event?

WCS

Probably not, but, who even knows what a catch is these days.

Romonobyl

My Mom told all her friends with nice daughters that I was a catch. She lies a lot.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You seem nice. I would give a recommendation for you. I would have to add the caveat you have shitty taste in football teams