Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
Huh, Miles Austin is still alive.
I never thought I’d look back fondly on the days of Foles-Vick.
I could walk 500 Miles Austins….
Jeebus, Cowboys. THAT must be why your defense were on waivers
I wonder if Jerry will have Garrett fall on his sword if he loses tonight.
For Zymm:
http://i.imgur.com/SNYu4uw.jpg
Cheers. Though, if you think this will stop me from posting borderline nsfw rugby pics, you’re wrong.
A black guy dancing to INXS?
Cole Beasley and Colby Fleener in… The Whitest Possible Thing You Could Ever Know What You Did Last Summer
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2211778/thumbs/o-RUGBY-570.jpg?2
I should buy more calendars.
The more of those you keep off the streets, the better.
Bear Force 1?
Quite some bears you got there…
Port drunk is a really smooth drunk. I highly encourage this.
The morning after, however…
My last pot-drunk involved me barricading my dorm room door because I thought people were trying to get in. I was a bad pothead.
You ever try that synthetic shit? I’m pretty much pro-legalizing everything. I wish the government would just give free heroin to long term addicts as a way of risk abatement.
But that synthetic weed shit is fucking terrifying. I did it once in college. Worst fucking night of my life that didn’t involve me waking up in jail.
I don’t use the term insane lightly, but god damn. You are fucking insane. I wouldn’t touch that shit with a 39 and a half foot pole.
For the life of me, I don’t get why people use it other then the fact that its cheaper and easier to get anything else.
It was a horrendous high.
See, CasselVANIA just needed some time to catch on!!
“More like Cassel-VEIN-ia, amirite?”
– Matt Cassel, sending a text to Jenn Sterger
Cole Beasely’s grandfather had a quite successful cat-drowning business back in the day.
His other grandfather doesn’t sell Dapper Dan, he only carries Fop. He can order Dapper Dan, it will be here in two weeks.
There is nothing that pains me more than when I tell someone “I’m a Dapper Dan man!” to a blank stare in return.
“NOW GO DIE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE CHEAP GAS!”
MURRIKA!
Grittier than a Mexican beach…
Yeah, finally a good start for the Cowboys. Let’s see how they manage to fuck up the good vibes.
He’s the Beasley’s Kneesleys
70 yards passing, 59 of which came on one play.
Who the hell is Beasley?
Julian Edelman’s non-union gentile equivalent.
GRITDOWN
You know, I truly enjoy playing Fan Duel on my Microsoft Surface while driving my Hyundai while getting hammered on Coors Light. It’s the Banquet Beer, folks. god bless
It’s better to burn out than to McFaddin away
http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Clancy-Brown-Highlander.jpg
It’s a sad, sad day when I can’t just enjoy really fit men in tight pants. FUCK THE COWBOYS.
Honey…you got to go for real football for that…
http://static0.therichestimages.com/cdn/382/509/90/cw/wp-content/uploads/cristiano-ronaldo-rea-lmadrid.jpg
That is pretty damn hot though. Appreciated.
I got myself a rugby calendar, I’m good 😀
How is McFadden not injured yet?
Fuck around, call a timeout, kick a field goal. The AristoBoys!
Huh, color me surprised
I wonder if Jerry insists everyone call him General Jones because of the military theme.
He strikes me as more of a Colonel.
He seems more like a Kaiser to me.
Commodore.
Romo looks far too comfortable pretending to be a coach.
I’m predicting they line up for it again, and try to call a timeout to stop from getting a delay penalty.
Cassel’s got a fat ass.
So I’m back from my family dinner. And drunk off some very fancy port. So all in all, a great success. What’ve I missed?
Darren McFadden…McFadden…M C Fadd…aha!
I was wondering how the Jason Garrett bot is handling the last windows 10 update…
*buffering
Somewhere Joseph Randle is sitting in a bar yelling at the TV.
“I used to start over that guy”
[punches bartender]
That’s pretty innovative quarterbacking by Cassel, throwing to a tight end who’s engaged in blocking someone.
[checks to see if opponents are playing Dez]
Dez Bryant: making shitty QBs look amazing since 2010.
http://i.imgur.com/ckQEp4y.gif
Troubled.
For a slapdick, I’m doing okay.
Drinking.
Chopped up some rails…expect to nod off in an hour…
Missed watching Dez play football
If Sam Bradford is troubled by these late 1800’s Cowboys he’s really not gonna like the Pilgrims at Thanksgiving later on this month.
holy shit, cassel hit dez
holy shit, dez hit his mother
I finally figured it out. I’m a 3::
I went to high school with Nate Ebner
Who played at OSU with Andrew Norwell
Who played on the Panthers with Greg Hardy
That’s an impressively low Garbage Human Number.
Microsoft changed into Apple so gradually I barely even noticed.
Adapt or die.
http://i.imgur.com/SbI1zyF.jpg
Why? Don’t do that to us, we’re your imaginary internet friends, and we have EYES.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/490/953/b7e.gif
He looks like a video game NPC that you just rescued, but the programmers never gave him a “neutral” facial expression, he walks around looking like he’s being attacked.
Dallas Special Teams on point tonight.
Every drive like that, I go through the twitterverse, waiting for the moment where Eagles fans accept the fact that the McNabb era was hands down the best time to be an Eagles football fan.
Andy Reid made me a Chiefs fan. I just want him to win a super bowl because eagles fans.
“BUDDY WAS A REAL COACH”
-WIP
Then.
Now.
Forever,
That was a very Dallas Cowboys decision by the punt returner.
Nice field awareness.
Um. I have nothing really against Bradford, other than the hilarity of his failing, so…HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Those are some cold, dead eyes.
Like a doll, right?
Can we get a fucking QB who doesn’t look like he’s in a constant state of terror?
I would be happy with one that could just see straight…