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Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread
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Bradford using the cool looking but inaccurate gangsta-style handoff
Aw shit guys and gals, if Greg Hardy and Riley Cooper start fighting who do we root for?
Riley Cooper for sure.
As with the Skins and P*ts, few things are more vile than racism, but this is one.
I’m going with Cooper, men who hit women are lower than racists. Both should be shot into the sun.
Blood
MRSA
Hardy, fuck da Eagles.
Cooper, because he’s at least shown remorse for his actions.
For the only time in my life, the wildly over reactionary police and their heavy weapons.
I’m disappointed none of you wrote in The Meteor, but Entropy gets the win.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S NAME USED TO BE ON MY CAR REGISTRATION RENEWAL LETTER
As a music teacher, this is one of my favourite jokes. I am a sad individual.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“All the Olympics”
– Cris
I always hoped Laurence Fishburne would do the Terminator reboot…
I’LL BE BLACK!
BOOOOOOO
THESE CHRISTMAS ADS IN NOVEMBER, THEY’RE LIKE AN UNEXPECTED PERIOD – THEY’RE COMING TOO SOON, THEY’RE IRRITATING, AND THEY’RE MAKING ME SEE RED
Better than the late period… *shudder*
Cowboys art museum?
I’m thinking Pollock like splatter paintings only with the blood of dead hookers
BECAUSE PLUGGING A PHONE IN IS REALLY HARD YOU GUYS
I thought I was the only one who felt that way.
“They don’t want to get into a shootout with Philadelphia.”
That I had to remember who Marvin Harrison was is a great indication of the job the NFL has done in Benoit-ing him.
No one wants to get into a shootout in Philadelphia. Wait, is that NOT what they meant?
How much is the military paying the NFL to honor Veteran’s Day?
Dan Snyder supports the unit at Wounded Knee.
such a lovely use of our tax dollars
Seven million smackeroos, if the report I read is indeed accurate.
You can tell that this tacky camoflauge all over the sidelines is killing Garrett. The man is crying out for a nice pastel Vineyard Vines sweater.
THE L.L. BEAN CATALOG JUST ARRIVED!
Seven million smackeroos, if the report I read is accurate.
Al and Cris, America’s drunk and creepy uncles, respectively.
Dawkins-esque mid-air movement
Well I just shit myself.
Did you also piss my pants? Because that would explain a lot.
All you dude…sorry.
God DAMN It….
Matt Casselbeck is a better runner than a quarterback, thanks Chris.
How bad must Christine Michael be that Darren McFadden needs to be on the field for EVERY PLAY?
The real question is how bad Joseph Randle must be if he got cut for Christine fucking Michael…
Or how bad I must feel for starting CJ Spiller and having it be the right decision (Lucky Pierre Thomas and Christine were my only alternatives with AZ on bye)
I think Randle went crazy. Got so paranoid at one point he called police to his own home.
He should know better than to invite Hardy over for his kid’s birthday.
Well Cris, Cassel has more running yards than Romo because Romo can throw the ball well enough not to need to run all that fucking time.
CASSEL’S GONNA PACK IT IN
Penalty on the offense, but no whistle?
Has anybody shoved a rusty piece of rebar through Hardy’s skull yet?
Cause that would be nice
Don;t you mean anus and wee-wee hole?
Beasely has always had trouble with that damn yard line.
I have Cole Beasley in Sill’s 20 team league.
Think about that for a minute.
Nah.
Best not to.
I started John Kuhn. Check and king me.
Weakest OPI call I’ve seen all year.
Gritty self-tackle.
That’s not offensive pass interference when Golden Tate does it.
Damn, nice play by Cassel
And Terrance Williams ruined it.
“Because it is my heart/and it is bitter”
Channeling Stephen Crane tonight.
Year of the OPI…fucksticks.
ALL OF THE OPI
OPI!
Jason Witten is my age. I am a tremendous failure.
You’ve gotta be good at something, even if it’s failing.
We’re all safe as long as we’re younger than Eli Manning.
Fuck.
Charles Woodson is mine. I feel the same
I’m 11 years older than you both soon to be 12 .
A good man doesn’t leave two gaps.
A good man minds every gap.
^^This.
What color are the Cowboys’ pants?
Shiny
Brown on the inside.
You know, I’ve always wondered that as well
And the ones that they wear with the blue jerseys are a different color than that.
If I was a linebacker, my entire career would be devoted to catching Running backs from behind and rolling them up for 3 counts. It would be so satisfying.
The lucky whitehead gets passed over during the facial. And no, I don’t mean that sort of facial.
Yes you do.
Jennifer Lopez and Ray Liotta…
Yeah… how about no.
Volkswagen: “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY A CAR! THE NEW ONES MIGHT EVEN MEET EMISSIONS STANDARDS !”
I don’t know if Greg Hardy makes it through this quarter without getting punched by a teammate.
Jennifer Liotta? Never heard of her.
I’m frightened of this hybrid person.
Greg Hardy with a personal foul…
IT WAS AN ELDRITCH NIGHT. SOME TENTACLES ELDER GODS ATE GREG HARDY. I WAS A HAPPIER PERSON AFTERWARDS. THE END.
Greg Hardy’s…The Dumbitch Horror
Sounds like Japanese tentacle porn to me. I mean, I read about it…once.
Sure, a lot of people like the P-51 Mustang, but I was always partial to the P-47 Thunderbolt.
A big engine with a plane attached.
Are we talking strictly fighters here? Because a B-17 will fuck up all kinds of shit.
Are you talking about airplanes? I was talking about drugs.
I was always partial to the P-38 Lightning.
That twin fuselage was just so cool.
It’s also the plane that shot down Yamamoto.
Love The Jug
Twin Mustang. They didn’t make enough of them:
http://www.diseno-art.com/news_content/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/F-82-Twin-Mustang-3.jpg
Can you believe that?
Of all people!
Greg Hardy? Noooooooooo…not him…
FUCK YOUR CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS!
AHAHHAAHA FUCK YOU GREG HARDY
HAIL BLEERGH
Chipthulu the Cruel: Good, Good, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Byron Jones is so exciting
Not enough kids are named Byron these days.
“We’ve run it down their throats for 75 yards. What should we do now?”
“Throw it like a fucking idiot!”
Go for it!
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