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Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread
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Not in an OT kind of mood.
Here here…
BLEEERGH DEMANDS A SCORELESS TIE
OT. The death of me? Or will I go to sleep and wake up not knowing the winner of this game?
Don;t tackle the WR for that last 5 yards, he misses that
Jesus Cassel’s mustache makes him look like he should be on a list somewhere.
That ‘boing’ sound is very fitting given the Yakety Sax nature of this game.
You’re implying that the entire division isn’t constantly set to Yakety Sax, every single week.
A doink should be good for 10 points.
Oh shit I promised I would draw something to show loss of fine motor control I am so doomed. Don’t judge when this shit happens.
Almost derp leads to Casselvania extra life!
hamburgers
Jeezus
Congratulations, Refs. You sent it to OT!
BLEERGH BATHES IN THE BLOOD THE DEFENSE
BLEERGH IS PLEASED
ROMO THIS BITCH
OK, he earned that frag
THIS COULD GET INTERESTING
-General William Westmoreland
-also Jim Morrison’s dad
HAIL BLEERGH!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck these refs
My innards can’t take anymore of this…
BLEERGH GIVETH, BLEERGH TAKETH AWAY! HAIL BLEERGH
OK…that was an iffy flag.
You were claiming the refs were against you today. I have seen a solid 75% of the bad calls going your way
On one call early in the game. My statement was about the officiating as a whole…FWIW.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Jerrii pathice et cinaede Cowbowii,
Is that Latin? Are you placing an ancient curse upon Jerrah?
Wow. Catallus? Really?
It’s so much more elegant than saying “face-fuck” in English.
DIS IS MURICKA SPEEK MURICKAN
DA SUPER BLEEEEEEEEEERGH
My feed went out up here in my igloo. This is all I have to follow along now. Please do it right.
BLEERGH wants OT. It is not up to me to question His will.
All power to the yellow.
BLEERGH WILL NOT BE SATIATED UNTIL ALL THE FLAGS ARE THROWN
HORSESHIT
Wow. Late flag 2: Electric Boogaloo
Saved by the frag?
HAIL BLEERGH
I am going to be awake VERY late due to Dok Zymm and her reminding me how much I love punk bands. God damn it. I SPENT ALL DAY GETTING DRUNK TO AVOID BEING AWAKE NOW
Battery back into the green.
NO FIELD GOAL RANGE FOR YOU! BOOHOO DEZ IS TIRED. I’M TIRED TOO, FUCK THE COWBOYS.
Commence Operation DezDrop
Just toss up another Hail Mary. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
These assholes are going to overtime aren’t they?
– overheard at a non-union porn shoot
Late flag. HAIL BLERG!
Dude looks like he just shit his pants in that photo.
“Yeah…looks like.”
Dallas fans complaining about an injury timeout?
Texans tend not to be the brightest bulbs
They’re not Dallas fans because they’re smart.
why do they not have plays already called, FFS??
THEY LIVE
What am I saying. Crazy talk. It’s like I’m wearing pants or some other nonsense. The Cowboys. FUCK THEM.
FINISH. HIM.
This comment, while innocuous enough on its own, is very disturbing when viewed in conjunction with the “Jerry Jones masturbating” comment.
Was Jerrah… masturbating?
Nah, he has people to do that for him.
They need the most CasselVANIA play they gots.
Nup Nup Nyup.
Haha. I guess? It’s weird when the Cowboys are so bad I can’t even be certain of FUCK THE COWBOYS.
Say what you will, you always get your monies worth.
Here we go….
WITTEN DROP! THE END TIMES DRAW NEAR!
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